Though certain people in upper management accuse the Mercury editorial staff of not working hard enough, in actuality, we do tons of work… WITH OUR BRAINS. Here’s some video shot just this morning of (in order) news reporter Matt Davis, arts editor Alison Hallett, music editor Ezra Caraeff, and myself planning the upcoming issue.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

These dogs are dressed better than I am.
(It’s sad how often in life I make that statement)
I wish my dog was doing what Ezra’s dog is doing.
(ditto).
I approve more posts with dog footage.
However, I’m disappointed that they censored portions of that meeting. The humping and peeing part.