Richard Linklaterās adaptation of Whereād You Go, Bernadette drops the epistolary technique of Maria Sempleās book in favor of a more straightforward movie narrative, but this is still a muddled puzzle of incongruous pieces that donāt fit together.
As Bernadette, Cate Blanchett is hyper-competent, precise, and a bit bloodless. A brilliant architect whose creativity was stemmed early in her career, Bernadetteās now dedicated to raising her daughter Bee (Emma Branch), tinkering with the crumbling mansion she inhabits with her workaholic tech-bro husband Elgie (Billy Crudup), and irritating her uptight neighbor Audrey (Kristen Wiig, speaking of āwhereād you goā¦ā). Her main problem seems to be that sheās so rich that she doesnāt need to work, so itās a bit tough to muster much sympathy for distracted, dysfunctional Bernadette.
Sympathy isn't the point of this story, to be sure, but Linklaterās laid-back, generous styleāordinarily such a balmādoesnāt do Bernadette any favors. He injects no bite into Semple's social satire and no suspense into the movie's third-act mystery of Bernadetteās disappearance. Instead, Linklater wields a gentle, wise understanding of the characters and asks us to forgive their flawsābut thatās a tough task, seeing as how theyāre all phenomenally wealthy, self-centered geniuses who saunter through an unreal world of privilege and ennui, spouting perfectly grammatical lines that sound plucked straight out of the novel.
There are some good moments. A particularly nasty argument between Bernadette and Audrey becomes the movieās fiery centerpiece, and the loving, meditative way Linklater films Bernadetteās trip to Antarctica (actually shot in Greenland) hints that heās probably got a great ecological movie in him. But Bernadette still feels shapeless and flat, with soft-toothed jokes and head-scratching plot developments. Ultimately, Linklaterās kindness shows throughābut the last thing a person like Bernadette needs is for someone to be nice to her.