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Since cyber warfare is actually just people clacking away on a computer, I decided to use this much more exciting picture. CYBER WARFARE! RAHHHH!
Since “cyber warfare” is actually just people clacking away on a computer, I decided to use this much more exciting picture. CYBER WARFARE! RAHHHH! TimeStopper / Getty

GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! Baby, you spin me around. The earth is moving, but I can’t feel the ground. LET’S GO TO PRESS.

Happy Boxing Day! Here are your BOXING DAY FACTS.

According to officials, US Cyber Command are developing cyber warfare tactics to use against high profile Russians if meddling is suspected in the 2020 election.

Some landowners in Texas are slowing down Trump’s racist border wall by refusing to sell their land to the government—even some who support the president.

Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska is the first Republican to express dismay that Senate Majority Turtle Mitch McConnell is working in “total coordination” with the White House on impeachment proceedings.

Minnesota’s presidential primary is being challenged due to GOP party chairs who unilaterally decided to put Trump—and only Trump—on the Republican party ballot.

Today in “OK Christians”: “Church uses crop duster plane to spray holy water upon Louisiana faithful.”

Songwriter Allee Willis—who penned such memorable tunes as Earth, Wind & Fire’s “September” and the theme song from Friends—has died at the age of 72.

IN LOCAL NEWS: A new study found that refusing to log certain Northwest forests could have the potential to offset climate change.

The family behind the famous Les Schwab tire business is considering putting up the company for sale.

Now let’s look skyward at the WEATHER: A mostly sunny day with a possible shower late tonight and a high of 43.

And finally, “Steve… come on down, Steve.”

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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