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Bonjour, Wednesday! And WOW, it was kind of a rough rollercoaster ride, wasn't it? Time to shake off those blues and brew up a better evening with the Mercury's daily CHEER UP CLUB, featuring a curated pile of laughs to make you smile. LET'S GET IT CRACKIN'! (Do people still say that? I still say that.)

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