Just because YOU cant enjoy a nice picnic outside, IM supposed to suffer too?
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YOU MADE IT TO THURSDAY. That's something, right? So reward yourself with some laffs and smiles, courtesy of the daily Mercury Cheer Up Club—featuring a buncha funny, sweet tweets designed to turn your frown upside-down. LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?

Today in "YA DAMN KIDS GONNA BREAK YA DAMN NECK" news:

Today in "bitchin' kitchen drum solos" news:

Today in "the only sports content I care about right now" news:

Today in "maybe he should've ordered takeout?" news:

Today in "Freezer Queen is a national treasure" news:

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Today in "I'm trying to feel sorry for the human... I just can't" news:

Today in "Okay, so I guess I'm jealous of a squirrel now" news:

Today in "MOOOOOMMM! You're embarrassing meeeeeee" news:

Today in "the grandparents America needs right now" news:

And finally, today in "not all heroes wear shirts" news:

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