Why? Because this cat really loves salad.
Why? Because this cat really loves salad. Twitter Screen Shot

Good afternoon, Monday! If your week is already starting off on the wrong foot, let's do some "course correction" with the Mercury Cheer Up Club—a roundup of the best laughs from the internet! SO LET'S GET TO CHEERING.

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