The countdown to the weekend (which doesn't exist anymore) is on! Let's turn this Thursday into a more likable day with the Mercury Cheer Club—a cornucopia (which also doesn't exist) of grade-A laughs from the internet!
Today in "Dogs with exquisite taste" news:
He bought some McDonald’s for this stray good boy. Humanity.— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 29, 2020
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Today in "Why can't I have Detroit neighbors??" news:
How people from Detroit social distance: pic.twitter.com/z3MuJLGYk4— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 29, 2020
Today in "HEY! I just sanitized those balls, and... oh NEVER MIND" news:
just in case you needed a good laugh today— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) April 28, 2020
(Diandra Nugent FB) pic.twitter.com/UqOWume0jN
Today in "Does this mean you're not taking out the garbage anymore?" news:
I love a good quarantine-prank... pic.twitter.com/sTK9ruXmqd— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 29, 2020
Today in "Everyone else on TikTok should retire" news:
NOW I LIKE THIS ONE!!! pic.twitter.com/MlRrEHHsdL— 🌻 (@EbynieLaShay) April 30, 2020
Today in "In his defense, that's a pretty good hat" news:
GUY WHO THINK PEOPLE CLAPPING FOR ESSENTIAL WORKERS ARE CLAPPING FOR HIS NEW HAT pic.twitter.com/qDz4DkBaqK— Tynan DeLong (@TynanDeLong) April 30, 2020
Today in "Since when does the zoo keep Star Trek characters?" news:
Frolic young dillo pic.twitter.com/HCCmSC0wfG— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) April 30, 2020
And finally, "Just some good old-fashioned 'monkey with a gun' comedy" news:
Human Giant: Carpet Monkey pic.twitter.com/8AcNeHKtby— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) April 30, 2020
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