Monkeys with guns: Classic comedy gold.
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The countdown to the weekend (which doesn't exist anymore) is on! Let's turn this Thursday into a more likable day with the Mercury Cheer Club—a cornucopia (which also doesn't exist) of grade-A laughs from the internet!

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