Are you under the impression that you're "smart"? Do you think you're well-versed in what's happening around Portland? Well, prove it to yourself and the world by taking the POP QUIZ PDX—a new, weekly quiz chock full of sassy, fun, multiple choice questions about what happened in Portland during the past week, along with a couple of rando questions just for laughs.

But first, let's check in to see how the majority of you did with last week's quiz. More than 800 people (!!) took last week's test, and the majority of you (200 people) scored 60 percent, falling into the "somewhat smart" category, while only FIVE PEOPLE scored a perfect 100. In your defense, the subjective question "What's the Best Name for a Dog?" was kind of tricky. Here's how you all did on that one:

BUT I BET YOU'LL DO BETTER THIS TIME! Take this week's quiz, submit your answers, and you'll instantly get your score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW SMART YOU AM. Here's the scoring key (out of a possible 100 points).

100 points = "I am a goddamn genius!"
90 = "I am almost a goddamn genius."
80 = "I am achingly close to genius-ness."
70 = "I may not be a genius, but I'm pretty dang smart."
60 = "I am somewhat smart."
50 or below = "What am smart?"

Take this week's POP QUIZ PDX below, and come back next Friday for a new quiz!