HEY SMARTY PANTS! Are your pants truly smart? Let's find out with the POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly quiz chock full of sassy, fun, multiple choice questions about what happened in Portland during the past week, along with a couple of rando questions just for laughs.
But first... HOW DID YOU DO ON LAST WEEK'S QUIZ? As it turns out, VERY GOOD! Especially on our weekly "Subjective Question," which, for the first time ever, was answered correctly by a clear majority of you! (*frantically waves arms in the air like Kermit the Frog*) YAYYYYYYY!
OKAY, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO THIS TIME! Take this week's quiz, make sure to scroll to the bottom to submit your answers, and you'll instantly get your score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW SMART YOU AM. Here's the scoring key (out of a possible 100 points).
100 points = "I am a goddamn genius!"
90 = "I am almost a goddamn genius."
80 = "I am achingly close to genius-ness."
70 = "I may not be a genius, but I'm pretty dang smart."
60 = "I am somewhat smart."
50 or below = "What am smart?"
Take this week's POP QUIZ PDX below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next Friday for a brand spankin' new quiz! NOW... LET US DO THIS!