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BONJOUR, SMARTY PANTS! Let's find out exactly how smart your pants are with the newest POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly quiz chock full of sassy, fun, multiple choice questions about what happened in Portland during the past week, along with a couple of rando questions just for laughs.

But first... HOW DID YOU DO ON LAST WEEK'S QUIZ? You were a bit... oh, how to say... "average" last week with the majority of you scoring in the 70 percent range. (So eat a banana before taking this one!) However, it was VERY heartening to learn that you're just as annoyed by Blazers fans on Twitter as I am!

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OKAY, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO THIS TIME! Take this week's quiz, make sure to scroll to the bottom to submit your answers, and you'll instantly get your score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW SMART YOU AM. Here's the scoring key (out of a possible 100 points).

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100 points = "I am a goddamn genius!"
90 = "I am almost a goddamn genius."
80 = "I am achingly close to genius-ness."
70 = "I may not be a genius, but I'm pretty dang smart."
60 = "I am somewhat smart."
50 or below = "What am smart?"

Take this week's POP QUIZ PDX below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next Friday for a brand spankin' new quiz! Now fire up that cerebellum, and LET'S HAVE A BRAIN JAM!