WHAT'S UP, SMARTY TROUSERS? It's time once again to put that brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week we'll figure out the following mysteries: WHAT'S in that stolen U-Haul? WHY is Dame sitting out the rest of the season? And WHO is the worst shit-head Republican of them all?

But first... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Excellent brain work, my friends! And while I may not have chosen YOUR neighborhood as the place with the city's WORST drivers, I now stand corrected that the Pearl District has even worse drivers than Sellwood (which I didn't think was possible)!

OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!