GOOD DAY, SMART STUFF! It's time once again to put that brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week you'll be using your deductive powers to solve some local thievery, figure out which is Portland's oldest movie theater, and... this is the best part... CHOOSE A NEW DAD! Also—and this is new—you can sign up to WIN FREE PIZZA from our friends at the always delicious Atlas Pizza! (A new dad AND free pizza? What am I? In heaven??)
But first... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Guys... last week you scored the highest ever! NICE WORK! I was especially impressed that so many of you know what a fucking "bioswale" is!
OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!