CALLING ALL SMARTY TROUSERS! It's time once again to put that brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. Get ready for some super fun trivia Qs about creepy fast food night managers, romance novelists who moonlight as murder suspects, and Oregon's FREAKIEST giant roadside statues! Also, guess what? You can enter to win FREE PIZZA from our friends at the always delicious Atlas Pizza, just for taking the quiz and signing up for our brainy newsletters! (Pizza: the ultimate brain food!)

But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Pretty dang good, and... OH MY GOD... you all almost completely agreed that either Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk are most likely lizard skin-wearing ALIENS! (But I suppose both could be, and probably are, right?)

OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!