Portlander Marc Acito is the author of How I Paid for
College
, a frothy, funny coming-of-age novel about Edward Zanni, a
high schooler who wants nothing more than to follow his dreams of being
an actor by attending Julliard. The recently released Attack of the
Theater People
chronicles Edward’s post-high school adventures in
New York City with the same effortless readability and charm that made
How I Paid for College such a hit. I recently sat down with
Acito, in anticipation of this week’s reading at the Bagdad.

Are your characters’ exploits based on your own
experiences?

Since I’m writing about a subculture that is typically very sexually
adventuresome [theater people], more so than your average teenager,
it’s often hard for other people to believe. So I actually had to dial
back some of the sexual details from using my own experiences… in
order to make sure that people believed it.

Theater kids are notoriously slutty.

What’s weird about theater kids is there’s this combination of
immense geekiness and, for lack of a better word, hipness. They’re just
as promiscuous and wild as kids who were going to rock clubs in the
city, except they’re doing that stuff in rehearsal for The Music
Man
.

What I like about theater people is [their embrace of] totally
unapologetic, unironic expression. I’m a little over irony. I love
sarcasm as much as anybody, but sometimes I think ironyโ€”I can’t
believe I’m saying this to the Mercuryโ€”is used as a way of
denying passion. It’s a way of sitting in the back of the room, being
too cool for school, instead of getting up front and putting it out
there. One of the things I love about musical theater people is that
shameless willingness to let everything hang out, jazz hands and
all.

I assume the Bagdad show won’t be your average reading.

No. It’s a one-man theatrical extravaganza. One man, keep in mind.
It’s as extravagant as I can get by myself.

I feel like that might be pretty extravagant.

It’ll be some original songs and stories, and some essays, and also,
reading from Attack of the Theater People… but because my
characters frequently break into song, it’s very easy to adapt a scene
from the book into a musical scene. When the characters sing, I sing.
You know, people say all the time that musicals aren’t realistic, that
people don’t just break into song. That life isn’t like that. And to
that, I respond: Well, maybe life should be.

Attack of the Theater People

by Marc Acito
(Broadway Books)
Reading at the Bagdad Theater, 3702 SE Hawthorne, Tues April 29, 7 pm, $11.95 (includes copy of the book)

Alison Hallett served nobly as the Mercury's arts editor from 2008-2014. Her proud legacy lives on.