While we all have our differences, we can agree on a few things: The world needs more love and respect; American Idol has produced an excessive number of godawful karaoke shout-singers; and pets are super great. Especially yours, because who’s a good little buddy?
But when it comes to cannabis, we don’t always take the same precautions with pets that we do with children. Which is a serious oversight, seeing as we spent more than 55 billion dollars on our pets in 2013. (Fifty-five billion? Wow. I went through sixth grade wearing four pairs of socks so the only pair of oversized Goodwill clown shoes I owned would fit. But hey, it’s great your corgi is getting thrice weekly therapy sessions to sort out his “issues.”)
First, don’t be a dipshit and blow pot smoke in your pet’s face. No, it’s not cute, and no, they don’t like it. And if you have pets, lock up your edibles like you would a loaded firearm.
