This is not the funniest thing I have ever seen Hillary Clinton do on Jimmy Kimmel’s show, but it’s the part of the show last night everyone’s talking about: People talking about it include this dude (“There was no safety seal pop during #HillarysPickles”) and that same dude again (“#HillarysPickle, for when Bill can’t keep […]
Election 2016
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Last Minute Tips for Donald Trump’s Election Campaign (Guaranteed to Work!)
As of this writing, Republican nominee Donald Trump is trailing rival Hillary Clinton by double digits in the presidential race. Even revered statistician Nate Silver says if the election were to be held right now, Clinton has a 86 percent chance of winning. So we have to ask the question: Is there anything Donald Trump […]
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Who’s Leading Jill Stein In Texas Polls? Deez Nuts.
She is also tied with the dead gorilla, Harambe. COURTESY JILL STEIN FOR PRESIDENT The first official presidential debates are coming up on September 26th, which means it’s time for Jill Stein to stand up for Democracy by getting arrested on camera. You can watch video of her arrest at the last cycle’s presidential debates […]
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Clinton’s Leadership Team Is Majority Women (Yes!) and House Republicans Want Her Indicted for Perjury (LOL)
“E-mail was not my primary means of communication,” she has testified. “I did not have a computer on my desk.” Nevertheless, House Republicans are dead set on never getting anything done. Kelly O As Business Insider reports, House Republicans are building a case against Hillary Clinton for perjury. Here is the only appropriate reaction to […]
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And Now Here’s the Story of How Donald Trump Tried to Crash Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding
“I’m supposed to be at that wedding, Doug. There’s going to be short ribs.” a katz / Shutterstock.com Chelsea Clinton had a near miss at her 2010 wedding to Marc Mezvinsky, according to an upcoming biography of Bill Clinton. According to a gossipy excerpt in Joe Conason’s Man of the World: The Further Endeavors of […]
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Rudy Giuliani Conveniently Forgets the Timing of 9/11
Video of Rudy saying we didn’t “have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attacks in the U.S.” before Obama: pic.twitter.com/3tC1InfZj0— andrew kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) August 15, 2016 Rudy Giuliani seemed to have a developed a case of selective memory while introducing Donald Trump and Mike Pence at a rally in Ohio yesterday. In the video above, Giuliani […]
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Let Us Welcome Our New Hillary Clinton Style Instagram Overlords
Hillary Clinton’s white pantsuit at the Democratic National Convention: a sartorial nod to the Suffragettes? Ali Shaker/VOA via Wikimedia Commons While I am generally not in favor of flagrantly deconstructing female politicians’ hair/makeup/marriages outside of the historical significance of women politicians wearing white, I am 100 percent in favor of a recent social media phenomenon […]
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What Do You Know: Millennial Voters Flocking to Clinton
USA TODAY: Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is consolidating the support of the Millennials who fueled Bernie Sanders’ challenge during the primaries, a new USA TODAY/Rock the Vote Poll finds, as Republican Donald Trump heads toward the worst showing among younger voters in modern American history. The survey shows Clinton trouncing Trump 56%-20% among those […]
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Don’t Miss Futurama‘s Billy West and His Hilarious Readings of Trump Quotes!
As we now know, one doesn’t have to twist Donald Trump’s words in order to make them hilarious and terrifying… he does a great job of that all by himself. And to prove it, here’s Futurama‘s Billy West performing actual Trump quotes in the style of his beloved blowhard character, Zapp Brannigan, on his Twitter […]
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Hillary Clinton on Trump’s Economic Plan: “The Trump family gets a $4 billion tax cut and 99.8 percent of Americans get nothing.”
Hillary Clinton gives a speech in Michigan detailing her economic plan.
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Affordable Housing Boosters Are Raking in Money From All Over, New Filings Show
As a November vote on a 20-year, $258.4 million affordable housing bond approaches, its backers have had an air of calm. Their first round of campaign finance filings shows why. The bond campaign, Yes for Affordable Homes, has swept up nearly $170,000, the new filings show. It’s got more than $107,000 on hand, in a […]
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This Week’s Letters to the Editor: “Someone Buy Megan a Wonder Woman Outfit and Set Up the Drinks!!!”
RE: “It’s Time to Cheer Up About Hillary Clinton” [Feature, Aug 3], Megan Burbank’s valiant effort to get people excited about voting for Clinton. “If you’re not excited to vote for Hillary Clinton,” Burbank wrote, “go ahead and vote the fuck against Donald Trump. A Trump-Clinton contest presents two distinct results: If Hillary is elected, […]