Extras
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HEY LOVEBIRDS! Submit your FREE Mercury Valentine
Want your love note to your shmoopy-woopy printed in the Mercury’s Feb 9th Valentine Issue? Well, get crackin’, Casanova!
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Charity Auction 2005
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Charity Auction 2005
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Charity Auction 2005
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Charity Auction 2005
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Dangers of Our Modern World Trading Card Series
Reason for Cancellation: Factual inaccuracies.
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Teachers Are Fucked!
Reason for Cancellation: Summer vacation.
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Curing Your Streptococcus
Reason for Cancellation: Alexakis sued for malpractice.
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Those I’ve Killed So Far… by The Portland Streetcar
Reason for Cancellation: Author dismantled and melted.
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Famous African Americans Who Have Signed My Rack
Reason for Cancellation: Author charged with forging Colin Powell’s signature.