Portland’s Pretty Goes to Miami!
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Wildfang Has Almost Reached Their Goal of Raising $50,000 for South Dakota’s Last Abortion Clinic
Not great if you’re a woman, actually. FrozenShutter / Getty Wildfang, Portland’s tomboy-style brand and purveyor of perfectly tailored button-downs for long-torsoed people, has so far raised $44,550 in their campaign to help keep South Dakota’s last abortion clinic open. I’m not usually thrilled by corporate acts of charity—a lot of times, it seems like […]
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2018 Fashion Forecast
Predicting What You’ll Be Wearing in the New Year
Predicting what you’ll be wearing in the New Year.
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Paul Thomas Anderson’s Phantom Thread Is Unlike Anything Else
A phenomenally fucked-up romantic comedy, Phantom Thread manages to be pitch-black funny and profoundly disconcerting, sometimes within the same scene. Novelistic, mean, and funny, Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest is unlike anything else out there, and it’s great. At least, I thought so? As the end credits rolled, a distressed lady in front of me huffed […]
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Built to Spill (and Impress)
These Sweeties are the Cure for Your Winter Blues
These sweeties are the cure for your winter blues.
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New Year’s Resolutions—and the Biggest Clothing Swap in the Northwest
New Year, New Me (And You!)
New Year’s Resolutions—and the Biggest Clothing Swap in the Northwest.
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Woo-Hoo! Model Party!
A Company Holiday Party to Die For
For those of you who don’t know, I have a real job. Contrary to popular belief, penning this article twice a month does not pay the bills! My day job, you ask? Welp, thanks to my Portland’s Pretty blog—where I go around taking pictures of good-looking people—I moved into a career in which I scout […]
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Remembering 2017: Under Armour Supports Trump, So Stop Buying Their Shit
[Remember back in 2017? When I hated Under Armour? Well, I still hate Under Armour. Anyway, here’s a post I wrote back in February 2017.—Steve] Kevin Plank, supporter of Trump, maker of garbage clothes. Getty / Allison Joyce People who know me know I despise Under Armour—mostly because it’s the workout gear for bro-dudes who […]
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Where to Shop for Your Holiday Look
Don You Now Your Gay Apparel—Locally!
The holidays aren’t just Peacock Lane, peppermint mochas, white elephant gift exchanges, and Mariah Carey on a loop. In the fashion world, it’s time to add glitz and glam to your wardrobe by way of sequins and velvet. Apparel designers tackle the project of the perfect holiday dress as an annual challenge, and in a […]
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Drinks and Hugs at the Mercury Holiday Party
Have I Ever Attended This Party Sober?
Have I ever attended this party sober?