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Good Afternoon, News: Advice from a Wheeler Ex-Staffer, Planned Parenthood to Move to OR-ID Border, and Sank Yer Warship, Russia!
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Good Afternoon, News: People for Portland’s Failed Ballot Do-Over, Timbers/Thorns Team-Up, and Accused Brooklyn Shooter Arrested
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Good Afternoon, News: Sturgeon Alert, Goodnight Gottfried, and More Contradictory Putin Nonsense Statements
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Good Afternoon, News: Big Biz Spends Big $$ to Unseat Hardesty, Inmates Can Sue Oregon Leaders, and Philly Revives Mask Mandate
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Good Afternoon, News: Shady COVID Testing, Bullseye Glass Questions, and Ketanji Brown Jackson CONFIRMED!
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Good Afternoon, News: The Timbers’ “YOU KNEW” Scandal, Portland Cops In Trouble Again, and a Sad End for DC’s Naughty Fox
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Good Afternoon, News: New Bus Alert, Ivanka Trump Testifies, and Zelenskyy Asks ‘What Good Is the UN Security Council?’
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