On a typical day, Kris โSpecial Kโ Uhlhorn, AKA the Bongfather, can be seen on IGTV vibing out to classic tunes, wearing Seattle Seahawks gear, and blowing a piece of glass on a stick, manipulating it with various tools before rotating it into a hot kiln. Oftentimes the process for a particular bong is so […]
High-Brr-Nation Cannabis Guide 2021
High-Brr-Nation Cannabis Guide 2021: Hunker Down and Stay Sane This Winter with Weed
Welcome to your winter quarantine! While the cold and rainy drenches (along with stay-at-home orders) are keeping us inside, there’s no reason to go off the deep end. As it turns out, we humans are remarkably resilient and great at thinking of new, creative ways to stay in a positive head-space… especially when cannabis is […]
Maybe I’m Just Stoned, But Extreme Horse-Girling Should Become a Competitive Sport
I stumbled across something while I was high that satisfied so many of my high-person needs. I call them extreme horse girls. These are girlsโusually aged somewhere from 10 to 17โwho like to become horses in their spare time. This is different from pony play, like how that woman from My Strange Addiction likes to […]
Bundle Up and Unwind With CBD-Infused Local Teas This Winter
Last year, I got into CBD products in a big way. I donโt know if itโs the placebo effect or the actual cannabidiolโa cannabinoid found in cannabis thatโs thought to relieve pain and anxiety without the psychoactive effects of THCโthat helped me stay (somewhat) relaxed but still functional during 2020. Frankly, I donโt really want […]
Weed + Quarantine + Zoom Karaoke with Friends = Stoned Quaroke!
This pandemic is full of surprises, and few of them are pleasant. But I’ve discovered something over the past few months that is one of this era’s rare silver linings. It’s stoned Zoom karaoke. Or, if you want to call it by its proper name: quaraoke. One of the things I miss most from pre-pandemic […]
High on Gaming: Tony Hawk Put Me in a Weed Trance
The constant bouncing motion, the side-to-side sway of each level, and the clack-clack-grind of the board induce a sort of weed trance… Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater โDonโt you want to experience alternate realities?โ my college roommate asked, incredulously, when I declined to smoke weed with him. I donโt know what varieties he had at his […]
