The pope who ignored, facilitated, collaborated, in general lent a hand to mass child rape—that very same pope—had this to say about my marriage this afternoon: Pope Benedict XVI yesterday condemned gay marriage and abortion as “among the most insidious and dangerous challenges” to society. Speaking on a visit to Portugal, which is preparing to […]
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George Rekers Is Completely Heterosexual
Via JMG—where you will also learn that George Rekers is seeking counseling for his “weakness” and that he won’t be needing rentboys to lift his luggage for him in the future because his wife is retiring soon and his wife will lift his luggage for George on all future European trips just as Jesus intended.
Gleegasm: Making Out With An Armpit
Well, here we are again, gleetards. I already dished about this episode with half of Mrs. Simpson’s homeroom, but I’ve got ten minutes before second period gym. Let’s go by the eighth grade lockers so no losers can listen in. Better yet, let’s go behind this jump. Compared to the last few weeks I have […]
Trailer for QDoc 2010.
QDoc—AKA the Portland Queer Documentary Film Festival—has released a trailer for their upcoming fest, which runs June 3-6 at the Clinton. The festival’s organizers have yet to post a complete list of this year’s selections, but the trailer promises there’ll be 14 documentaries total and names 12 of them. It also does its damnedest to […]
Rekers Boys: How Many Well-Hung Skeletons Are In His Closet?
Two so far, George: When I was young, and down and out, and in desperate need of income, I did some things that I’m not particularly proud of. I was a whore. I used gay magazine ads and a beeper to generate my clientele, which consisted, mainly, of married men. I had my specific limitations, […]
Gleegasm: A Kick to the Taco
“Turn around bright eyes!” So ends my favorite Glee episode of the season so far. Man, how talented is Lea Michelle? They can pretty much throw her anything safe in the knowledge she’ll knock it out of the park. Apparently she’s been singing pro for a long, long time. It was only a matter of […]
George Rekers Lifts His Own Luggage
Via of the Miami New Times: Alert readers will recall that yesterday Rekers, the now-disgraced co-founder of the Family Research Council, claimed he hired Geo—seen on the right—to accompany him to Europe for ten days because Rekers recently underwent surgery and he needed someone to “lift his luggage.” It would appear from the photo, however, […]
Whatever Lifts Your Luggage, George
ROTFLMAO, as the kids say/said. George Rekers explains what he was doing in Europe for ten days with a male escort he hired on Rentboy.com: he was attempting to cure him—the escort—of his homosexuality. Like John the Baptist and Jesus, I have a loving Christian ministry to homosexuals and prostitutes in which I share the […]
Is Every Right-Wing, Anti-Gay Christian Bigot A Secret Fag?
We’ve got another one, gang, and he’s a doozy: The pictures on the Rentboy.com profile show a shirtless young man with delicate features, guileless eyes, and sun-kissed, hairless skin. The profile touts his “smooth, sweet, tight ass” and “perfectly built 8 inch cock (uncut)” and explains he is “sensual,” “wild,” and “up for anything”—as long […]
Oh, I Know Who Chely Wright Is… Wait. No, I Don’t.
As briefly mentioned in GMN, country music singer Chely Wright has announced she is a lesbian in People magazine, while the rest of us have announced that we don’t know who the fuck she is. HOWEVER! That momentarily changed for me this morning when someone said, “Chely Wright? Oh, she’s the one who does that […]
Gus Van Sant Can Make Non-Moving Pictures as Well
[Please give a big Blogtown welcome to our new arts intern Noah Dunham, who will be filling the very large shoes of Jane Carlen. Seriously, she was like a 16-and-a-half. Those things looked like clown shoes.] What’s a famous director to do when his junk drawer is getting all filled up with arty Polaroids of […]
