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Hey Sexy! Take the Mercury’s 2025 SEX SURVEY!

How sexy was Portland over the past year? LET’S FIND OUT! (It’s anonymous, so tell us EVERYTHING!)
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🚨 CALLING ALL SEXY PEOPLE! 🚨 The horniest time of the year has arrived—which means it’s time to fill out the absolutely smoking-hot, annual Mercury SEX SURVEY! In this partially scientific (but 100 percent fun) survey, we want to know HOW Portland does it, WHERE they’re doing it, and WHO they’re doing it with. For […]

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Orgies, Sex Toys, and Your Awesome Kinks: Don’t Miss the Mercury’s 2023 SEX SURVEY RESULTS!

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Portland, you are an EXTREMELY sexy town! And if you doubt that indisputable fact, then you should check out the Mercury‘s 2023 SEX SURVEY RESULTS! In our survey, more than 2,000 Portlanders weighed in on all the filthy, amazing, and intimate intricacies of their sex lives… including: Masturbation! Monogamy! Sex Toys! Number of sexual play […]

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The Mercury 2023 Sex Survey Results!

In which we find out HOW Portland does it, WHERE they’re doing it, and WHAT things they’re using to help them do it!
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If you’re a newcomer, there are two things you should know about Portland: 1) We love a lot of sex all the time, and 2) we’re very nosy about all the sex other people are having. And that’s why the Mercury‘s annual SEX SURVEY (presented by our friends at Lumera) is Portland’s most beloved questionnaire! […]

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You Have ONE More Day to Take the Mercury SEX SURVEY!

How Much Sex Are You Having? Who Are You Having It With? Are You into Porn?What Was the Sexiest Thing You Did in 2022? TELL US!
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The Mercury‘s sex survey has returned and you have ONE day left to share your steamy secrets with us! How much sex are you having and who—or what—are you having it with? What’s the sexiest thing you did in 2022? Do you like orgies, or do you think they’re overrated? Where do you find your […]

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Take the Mercury’s 2023 SEX SURVEY!

How sexy is Portland, anyway? Let’s find out HOW you do it, WHAT you’re doing, and WHO you’re doing it to!
Avatar photo Wm. Steven Humphrey

CALLING ALL SEX LOVERS (AND HAVERS)! After a decidedly UN-horny pandemic break, the Mercury‘s annual SEX SURVEY is back, bay-beee (and presented by Lumera Regenerative Medicine)! If you’ve never taken one of our many sex surveys before, this is where we ask YOU and fellow Portlanders to reveal your deepest, darkest sexual secrets… but don’t […]

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