Hello! Did you watch last night’s Walking Dead season finale, which was simultaneously fun and terrible? Good. Let’s chat about it after the jump, and beware: There are tons of SPOILERS and heroic CG tigers. Let’s get to chitty-chatting! “I am sooooo ready for summer vacation, how about you?” Courtesy AMC Okay, here’s what I’m […]
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Netflix’s Five Came Back Examines Five Hollywood Directors During World War II
Netflix Three-part documentary series Five Came Back went up today on Netflix, and if you’re just not feeling The Boss Baby, maybe this is a good weekend to skip the theater, stay home, and watch a documentary instead. Five Came Back is based on the 2014 nonfiction book by the wise and good Mark Harris, […]
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RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap: Come to Mama! (She’s on VH1, and With Lady Gaga)
She done already done had herses! Viacom Media Networks. Collage by author. Eight years ago, RuPaul Charles birthed her child, RuPaul’s Drag Race, with the help of a daddy named Logo TV. There were low expectations for this child. (Gay Bob the Builder Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in the World was also […]
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The Walking Dead Recap: BOOM! We Got Your Guns.
Hey! Did you watch last night’s episode of The Walking Dead? Are you ready to say “Screw you, I’m just going to take all your guns?” Then let’s get ready for a second amendment-bustin’, SPOILER-FILLED recap! Let’s get chitty-chatting! “Grandma, stop! You’re embarrassing meeeeee!” Courtesy AMC Here’s what I’m thinking about last night’s episode, “Something […]
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Lookit! New Pics from Showtime’s Twin Peaks
Guys! The next incarnation of Twin Peaks drops on Showtime this coming MAY 21—and to wet your whistle, here are some photos from Entertainment Weekly‘s upcoming Twin Peaks issue. Get excited, #TwinPeaks fans! 😯We have three—yes THREE—special covers this week in honor of the upcoming revival! ☕️Click the link in our bio for exclusive details […]
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Detroiters Is the Funniest Show on TV Right Now
On Monday, it was announced that Detroiters has been renewed for a second season. This is fantastic news, because the series, not yet through its terrific first season on Comedy Central, deserves to have many, many more eyes on it. Tuesday night’s installment, “Smilin’ Jack,” may have been the budding show’s highest-profile episode yet, featuring […]
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Check Out the First Full-Length Trailer for the New Season of Fargo
Have you caught up on your Fargo binging yet? YOU HAVEN’T? Then by all means spend your near future checking out seasons one and two (on Hulu, Amazon, or the FX app) of this terrific series from FX based on the film by the Cohen brothers. Both seasons are supposedly based on true crimes that […]
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The Walking Dead Recap: This Show Needs More Three-Ways
Hey everybody! Did you watch last night’s [ANNOYING] episode of The Walking Dead? Awesome. Then by all means, get annoyed all over again with my SPOILER-FILLED recap after the jump! Let’s get re-annoyed together! “Knife throwing is the least effective method of killing someone, and makes you lose your knife. But let’s learn how to […]
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Marvel’s Iron Fist Debuts on Netflix; Reviews are… Ahem. Not So Good.
MARVEL’S IRON FIST: Hahahahahahaaaaa!!! NO. Courtesy Netflix It’s true, you have to eat a lot of crap to be a comic book fan—primarily in the form of decades old racism, and slavish homoerotic worship of white guys. So maybe that’s why Marvel’s Jessica Jones, and to a lesser degree, Luke Cage, were so welcome on […]
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New Twin Peaks Skateboards: I WANT I WANT I WANT
Courtesy Habitat Skateboards You: “Yes, I am a lover of the classic David Lynch TV show Twin Peaks, and yes, I am excited about its return to TV on Showtime this coming May 21—but I am sad I can’t combine my love for Twin Peaks with my love for skateboarding.” Me: “WELL NOW YOU CAN!” […]
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This Just In: Liberals Love Being Told They’re Right
HBO “There is a new safe space for liberals in the age of President Trump: the television set.” That’s the (pretty funny, at least by New York Times standards) lede of “For Solace and Solidarity in the Trump Age, Liberals Turn the TV Back On.” “Traditional television, a medium considered so last century, has watched […]
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The Walking Dead Recap: Murder, Morgan Wrote
Hey! Did you people see last night’s episode of The Walking Dead? You know, the one where Morgan did the hmmm-hmmm to hmmm-mmm? Then join me after the jump where I will explain all the hmmm-hmmms in my SPOILER-FILLED recap. LET’S GET CHITTY-CHATTING! Worst game of Lazer Tag, ever. Courtesy AMC Here’s what I’m thinking […]