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8:39 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Protesters Plot New Path, Restaurant Sues City for $2.4 Million, and Biden Sets Commutation Record
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Yesterday
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Judges Block Grocery Store Merger, Luigi Mangione's Manifesto, and ODOT Secures Funding for SOME of I-5 Rose Quarter Project
Taylor Griggs
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Tue
9:11 AM
Good Morning, News: CEO Shooting Suspect in Jail, a Child’s $60K Ambulance Ride, and the Funniest Vandalism Ever
Courtney Vaughn
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Mon
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: A Portland Plan That Works, Mayor-Elect Wilson Pisses Off City Workers, and Hunt Continues for CEO Killer
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 6
8:05 AM
Good Morning, News: Seasonal Deer Entanglements, Bitcoin "Sugar Rush," and the TikTok Ban Keeps Truckin'
Suzette Smith
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Dec 5
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Greater Idaho Movement Begs Trump for Help, Vancouver Man Killed By Cop, and the Unwelcome Return of Ron DeSantis
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 4
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Street Roots Union Drive, Gambling Bank Robber, and a Healthy Dose of Brain Rot
Taylor Griggs
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Dec 3
8:47 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Man Gets Prison Sentence For J6 Riots, Rare Whale Gets Dissected, and the Problem With Media
Courtney Vaughn
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Dec 2
8:20 AM
Good Morning, News: Local Athletes Face Racist Attacks, Missing Woman's Husband Arrested for Murder, and Biden Pardons Biden
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 29
8:57 AM
Good Morning, Ocean: Controversial Pug Win, Australia Bans Social Media For Youths, and a New Worst Thing the Internet Has Ever Brought Me
Suzette Smith
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Nov 28
8:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Dems Win Oregon Supermajority, Cleaning Up Ross Island, and How to Respond to Idiot Relatives 🦃
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 27
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Summer Wildfires Prompt Special Legislative Session, Lawsuit Over Self-Driving Car Crash, and the Backstory Behind the "Holding Space" Meme
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Nov 26
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Drake Sues Over Diss Track, (Alleged) New Clue in DB Cooper Case, and Trump's Plan to Tank the Economy
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Nov 25
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: New Seasons' Pre-Thanksgiving Strike, Beware Busy Holiday Travel, and Will Dipshit Elon Musk Buy MSNBC?
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 22
8:28 AM
Good Morning, News: Amtrak Vs Tree, Northwest Neighborhoods Shelter in Place, and Matt Gaetz Gives Up His AG Nom
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Nov 21
8:32 AM
Good Morning, News: Feds to Pay Portland Protester, Weird Stink Mystery Solved, and Trump's Cabinet of Sexual Abusers
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 20
9:04 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump's Clown Cabinet, Gaetz's Peculiar Venmo History, and Multnomah County's Legal Troubles
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Nov 19
9:09 AM
Good Morning, News: Hayden Island Residents Speak Out Against I-5 Bridge Replacement, Oregon Electric Car Adoption, and Future USDOT Secretary May Be Reality TV Star
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Nov 18
8:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Last Chance to Sound Off on I-5 Bridge, Gonzalez's Latest Campaign Finance Violation, and a Monday Morning Mini-Rant! 📣
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 15
8:27 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Dems on Mute, Zenith Energy Terminal on Froze, and Was That Unexpected Funnel Cloud Just a Land Spout?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Nov 14
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: The Onion Buys Infowars, Trump Nominates Alleged Sex Trafficker, and This Just In: I'm a
Bitch
.
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 13
8:20 AM
Good Morning, News: City Council to Vote on Clean & Safe Contract, Vision Zero Gets an Audit, and Trump Taps Elon Musk to Lead DOGE (Do You Even Want to Know?)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Nov 12
8:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland's Arctic Fox, Harriet Tubman's New Military Rank, and Pushback Over a Lucrative Contract For a Powerful Local Business Lobby
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Nov 11
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: Mayor-Elect Wilson Pressures Current Council, the Latest Election Results, and a Weekend of BAAAAD Political Takes
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 8
8:46 AM
Good Morning, News: Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez Defeats Alt-Right Contender for House Seat, “Keeping Families Together” Struck Down, and What Are Your Plans for Martian New Year's?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Nov 7
8:10 AM
Good Morning, News: Keith Wilson is Mayor-Elect, Bernie Offers Harsh (But True) Feedback for Dems, and Lame Ducks Gonzalez and Mapps Don't Wanna Work Anymore
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Nov 6
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump's Horror Show Returns, City Council Results Explained (with Emojis), and Portland Progressives Rule the Day
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 5
9:07 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland’s Election Hysteria, Toxic Cookware in Your Kitchen, and Trump Fellates a Mic Stand
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Nov 4
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Wants Climate Reform, Election Eve Going Exactly As You Expect, and Actually, Ranked Voting and Lots of Candidates are GOOD THINGS
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 1
8:36 AM
Good Morning, News: Most Beautiful Bat Found in Oregon, Young Thug Walks Free, and a Terrifying Shooting at Vancouver Mall
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Oct 31
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: New Info on Ballot Burner, Election Day Freak-Outs Commence, and This Is Halloween
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 30
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: A Public Market for Portland, Local Leaders Fear Election Protests, and Trump Rewrites History (What Else is New?)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Oct 29
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump Parody Statue Defiled, North Korea Gangs Up on Ukraine, and Daylight Saving Can’t End Soon Enough
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Oct 28
8:37 AM
Good Morning, News: Local Ballot Boxes Set on Fire, Jeff Bezos Caves In, and Trump Statue Appears Downtown
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 25
9:07 AM
Good Morning, News: Carmen Rubio Investigation Finds "No Wrongdoings," Rihanna Listening to Portland Singer on Repeat, and Remembering Unusually Tall Duck Long Boi
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Oct 24
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: A Weak October Surprise, a Tough Night for Blazers/Timbers, and Kamala Correctly Labels Trump "a Fascist"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 23
9:01 AM
Good Morning, News: Media Victim Blaming, Lawsuit Against TriMet, and the Future of Diners
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Oct 22
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Gets Fined, Biden Pitches Free OTC Birth Control, and Your Carb Cravings, Explained.
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Oct 21
8:09 AM
Good Morning, News: PSU Profs Protest Prez, Hillary Clinton in the House, and Trump Daydreams of Golfer's Dong
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 18
8:01 AM
Good Morning, News: PSU Professors Protest Layoff Notices, Tranquilized Coastal Cougar Shockingly Drowns, and Ranked Choice Voting Is Euchre
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Oct 17
8:31 AM
Good Morning, News: City Council's "Three Stooges" Goof Again, Wilson Takes Lead in Mayoral Poll, and Kamala Takes on Fox News
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 16
8:40 AM
Good Morning, News: Arctic Fox in Portland, Trump's Musical-Fest, and IT'S ENDORSEMENT TIME!
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Oct 15
9:04 AM
Good Morning, News: Sisters of the Road Faces Setback, America Faces Massive Meat Recall, and RIP Lilly Ledbetter
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Oct 14
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: It's Indigenous Peoples Day, Officers Fire 30 Times at Suspect, and Armed Militia Allegedly Threatens FEMA Workers
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 11
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Day Center for Queer and Trans Community Opens in Portland, Unlocked TikTok Docs, and Dark Horse Mayoral Candidate Is a Raccoon
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Oct 10
7:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Another Bad Cop Exposed, a Riot of Raccoons, and Hurricane Milton Slams Into Florida
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 9
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Multnomah County Sues NW Natural, Hurricane Milton Makes Landfall, and Codependent Jellyfish
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Oct 8
8:41 AM
Good Morning, News: Florida Braces for Destruction, Ghost Guns Go to Court, and Portland Shells Out Big Money for Police Overtime, Crashes and a Lawsuit
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Oct 7
8:28 AM
Good Morning, News: A Speedy Portland Marathon, Hurricane Milton Heading to Florida, and Vance Promises Trump Will Defund Planned Parenthood
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 4
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Marathon Dominates Portland Downtown, St. Johns Bottle Drop Dropped, and Fat Bear Week Begins With Violence
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Oct 3
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: "New Evidence" About Gonzalez Wiki Edits, "Chirp-Lock" Drama, and Melania Trump is Pro-Abortion
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Oct 2
8:32 AM
Good Morning, News: Road Rager Sent to Prison, In-N-Out Burger Reportedly "In," and Couch Enthusiast Vance Silent on January 6
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 1
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Tonight's VP Debate, $8 Wings All Week, and the Disappearance of America's Fireflies
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Sep 30
8:32 AM
Good Morning, News: Police Try to Infiltrate Oversight Board, Floods Devastate North Carolina, and Ding-Dong "People for Portland" Is Dead!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 27
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Sam Elliott Says "Fuck" and "Hell" for Kamala Harris, Hurricane Helene Soaks Southeast, and Oregon DMV Errors Don't Appear to Have Impacted Elections
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Sep 26
8:01 AM
Good Morning, News: Stink Mystery Lingers, Mapps Roasts Gonzalez, and Deadly Hurricane Bears Down on Florida
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 25
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: A Shameful Execution in Missouri, Portland's Climate Action Progress Report, and Fat Bear Week Returns
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Sep 24
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: JD Vance’s Latest Gaffe, Violent Crime Plummets, and Portland May Actually Get a Baseball Team
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Sep 23
8:36 AM
Good Morning, News: Political Posturing on Parade, the Disappearing Vaux's Swifts, and the Utter Insanity of Presidential Polls
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 20
8:23 AM
Good Morning, News: Jon Lovett Briefly Graces
Survivor
, Israel Bombing Lebanon for Reasons, and Imagine Ruining Your Career for Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Sep 19
8:20 AM
Good Morning, News: Carmen's Continued, Calamitous Car Crisis, Shrooms Supporters Seek Strategy, and JD Vance Remains Evil (Deeply Dangerous and Delusional)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Sep 18
8:23 AM
Good Morning, News: Millionaires for Gonzalez, Pager Explosions in Lebanon, and Portland Gets Its Own WNBA Team! 🎉💥😍
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 17
8:29 AM
Good Morning, News: Auditors Let Gonzalez Slide on Wikipedia Edits, the Plastics We Consume, and Portland Is No Longer the Whitest City
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Sep 16
8:37 AM
Good Morning, News: A Fire at Free Geek, Noncitizens Put on Voter Rolls, and Elon Musk Wonders Why Harris Hasn't Been Assassinated
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 13
7:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Boeing Workers on Strike, Kamala Rakes In the Cash, and Carmen Rubio Is Not Applying to Be an Amazon Driver
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 12
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Secretary of State Investigates Portland Campaign Donations, Shoegaze Festival in St Johns, and JC Chasez Frankenstein Concept Album
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Sep 11
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Candidate Endorsements, Harris and Trump Face off in a Debate, and Will Taylor Swift Save Democracy?
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Sep 10
7:48 AM
Good Morning News: Mayoral Candidates Rack Up Traffic Tickets, JD Vance Makes Bogus Claims, and Tributes Pour In For James Earl Jones
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Sep 9
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: 118 Candidates Running for City Offices, New Police Shooting Info Revealed, and a Harris/Trump Debate Preview 😭
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 6
9:01 AM
Good Morning, News: Youths Tire of Vapes, Oregon Republicans Pick on Libertarians, and Is the Airport Run by Anti-Urbanist Haters?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Sep 5
7:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Hot Weather Emergency, Surprise Support for Kamala, and the Fall Arts Guide is Here!
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Sep 4
7:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Fred Meyer Union Calls for Boycott, Multnomah County is for Lesbian Lovers, and Judge Rejects Trump's B.S. "Immunity" Claims
Wm. Steven Humphrey
,
Suzette Smith
&
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Sep 3
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Massive Protests in Israel, the Return of Drug Crackdowns, and the Teens Are Not Alright
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Aug 30
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: This Is the Last Hot Weekend of Summer, Tim Walz's Dreamcast Has Its Own Saga, and Sir Ian McKellen Healing After Stage Fall
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Aug 29
8:36 AM
Good Morning, News: Driver Faces Zero Charges for Protest Attack, Stay Away from Fred Meyer This Weekend, and Trump Campaign Steps on Rake (Again)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 28
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Portlanders WIlling to Pay More for Parks, Boeing's Shaky Future in Space, and Grocery Store Workers Strike—Don't Be a Scab
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Aug 27
8:31 AM
Good Morning, News: The Dems Have COVID, Dr. Bronner's Loves Psychedelic Shrooms, and RFK Jr.'s Gruesome Whale of a Tale
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Aug 26
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: Lotsa TriMet Changes, Grocery Store Wars, and Trump Tries to Squirm Out of Kamala Debate
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 23
8:26 AM
Good Morning, News: Only Kamala Harris Accepting the Democratic Nomination Could Eclipse the Death of This Notable Gay Penguin
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Aug 22
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Police Training to Include "Killology," Real Progress in Housing the Homeless, and Tim "Ballz to the" Walz at the DNC
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 21
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: MultCo Sheriff Backtracks, Cybersecurity Breach at the Zoo, and Dispatches from the DNC
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Aug 20
9:01 AM
Good Morning, News: Foo Fighters Get Fireworks Downtown, George Santos is Headed to Prison, and Notes on What Portland Can Learn From Harlem
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Aug 19
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Under Investigation by Elections Office, Local Musicians Take On LiveNation, and DNC Kicks Off in Chicago
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 16
9:05 AM
Good Morning, News: Ghost Gun Makers Say Adding Serial Numbers to Their Secret Guns Too Hard, Grant Money To Teach Voters About Ranked Choice, and New Oregon Poet Laureate Alert
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Aug 15
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: PDX Gets a Facelift, Violent Crime Takes a Nosedive, and Tim Walz to Debate Sofa Enthusiast
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 14
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: Say Hello to the New PDX, Another Lawsuit Lobbed at I-5 Expansion, and Some Campaign Grammar Advice
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Aug 13
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Grifols Doesn't Want Your Gay Blood, Portland Kids Get Free School Lunch, and Harris and Trump Both Want You To Keep All Your Tips
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Aug 12
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Another Roadblock for Portland Affordable Housing, Olympics Yoink Jordan Chiles' Bronze Medal, and Violent Crime Down Nationwide (Here, Too!)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 9
8:38 AM
Good Morning, News: Some E-Scooters Allowed To Stay in Portland, Trimet Admits Hop Card Data Flaws, and Our Pickathon 2024 Recap
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Aug 8
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Uses YOUR Money to Scrub His Wiki Page, Union Woes at KOIN, and Trump Fumes Over Kamala
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 7
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: PACs to Influence Portland Mayoral Race, "Squad" Member Ousted in Missouri, and America's Going Balz to the Walz
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Aug 6
9:05 AM
Good Morning, News: The Fight For Renter Protections in Portland, How a Pro-Trump PAC is Stealing Personal Data, and Harris's VP Pick Is In!
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Aug 5
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: Street Racing Event Foiled, Global Markets Panicking Again, and Black Girl Magic at the Olympics
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 2
8:44 AM
Good Morning, News: TriMet Board Majority Avoids Public Transpo, Look Out for Street Racers, and Simone Biles' Sweet Trump Burn 🔥
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 1
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: If Wheeler Can't Jail Homeless He'll Ticket Them, Racist Trump Steps on Rake, and Simone Biles to Hit the Floor
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 31
8:46 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Gets Booed by MultCo Blues, Blazers Team up With Albina Vision Trust, and Bad News Boars (Head)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jul 30
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: White Dudes Raise Nearly $4 Million for Kamala, Multnomah County Won't Jail the Homeless, and Yes, the
Mercury's
Got a New Owner
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jul 29
9:01 AM
Good Morning, News: Woke Satanic Olympics, Biden Proposes SCOTUS Term Limits, and Was Portland's Water Bureau Director Forced to Resign?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jul 26
9:07 AM
Good Morning, News: Increased Clamouring for Trump Ear Report, Obamas Endorse Kamala Harris for President, Perseverance Mars Rover Found a Cool Rock!
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jul 25
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: The Two Faces of Gonzalez, Black Portlanders Demand More from Police, and Biden Passes the Torch
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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