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Fri
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: Republicans Vote to Kill Local Radio, Trump's Really Creepy Epstein Letter, and Damian Lillard's Coming Home!
Taylor Griggs
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Thu
8:22 AM
Good Morning, News: ICE Kidnaps Preschool Parent, GOP Steals Money from Public Broadcasting, and Trump's "Epstein Problems" are Just Beginning
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Wed
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Is Already Too Hot, the Heritage Foundation's New Project, and About the Supreme Court "Shadow Docket"
Suzette Smith
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Tue
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: ODOT is Broke, Elon Musk Made an AI Girlfriend, and Sen. Wyden Wants to Unmask ICE
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jul 14
8:26 AM
Good Morning, News: Another Black Man Dies During Police Arrest, "ICE Barbie" Calls Out Portland, and Trump Flip-Flops on Ukraine
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 11
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Memorials for Michael O’Callaghan, Happy Birthday Moo Deng, and Sen Merkley Will Run Again
Suzette Smith
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Good Morning, News!
Jul 10
8:59 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump Threatens Portland's DEI Programs, Musk's Antisemitic Chatbot, and Is It Time to Divest From the Federal Government?
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 9
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump's Border Czar Threatens a Portland Visit, Intel Is Suffering (and Oregon Is Impacted), and Keep Your Shoes On Through Airport Security, or You WILL Get Yelled At
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jul 8
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Governor Bans Cellphones in Classrooms, Military Infiltrates an LA Park, and Weather Service Cuts Scrutinized After Deadly Texas Flooding
Courtney Vaughn
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Jul 7
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Thousands of Illegal Fireworks Reported, 27 Girls & Staff Killed in Texas Flood, and Tesla Stocks Tumble Again Thanks to Musk
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 3
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Hakeem Jeffries Determined to Derail a July 4 Budget Bill Signing Using a 'Magic Minute' Filibuster
Courtney Vaughn
&
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jul 2
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Judge vs. ICE Barbie, Good/Bad News for Sean Combs, and Could We Get More "Dame Time"?
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 1
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: ICE's Latest Texting Trap, Trump Tours Alligator Alcatraz, and Portland's Summer of Slushies Has Arrived
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 30
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Lawmakers Bungle Transpo Bill, Shooter Ambushes Firefighters, and PDX Ranked #1 Bay-beeeee! 🏆
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 27
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: US Supreme Court Majority Cowards, Queer Youth Crisis Phone Lines in Crisis, and Oregon Legislature Final Exam Cram
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jun 26
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland's Noise Code Gets Revamped, Police Want to Curb Disclosure Requirements Related to Officer Conduct, and Pam Bondi Plays Dumb About Masked Federal Agents
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 25
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Salem Comes at Preschool for All, Oregon’s Got a Case of Measles, and Zohran Mamdani’s Gonna Be the Mayor of New York
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jun 24
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Lawmakers DO. NOT. GET. IT, Portland's Newest Police Accountability Experiment, and Israel & Iran are Embarrassing Trump
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 23
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Lawmakers Enable the Cops and Trump Drags Us Into a War—But at Least We Have Nachos
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 20
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: Death of an Underutilized Orange Julius, Doug Fir Construction Troubles, and Should Portland's WNBA Team Be Named "Fire?"
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jun 19
8:26 AM
Good Morning, News: ICE Kidnapping Caught on Video, Oregon Lawmakers to Cut Eviction Protection, and King Fool Feuds with Fox News
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 18
8:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Another Elected Official Arrested by the Feds, Growing Risk of US Involvement in Iran War, and Oregon’s Public Lands Are at Risk (and on Fire)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jun 17
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Bakery Wins James Beard Award, ICE Snatches College 'Dreamers' and Staff Strike Shuts Down the Louvre
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 16
8:34 AM
Good Morning, News: 50K March for Portland's "No Kings" Day, More ICE Protests and Arrests, and Minnesota Political Assassin Is Captured
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 13
8:46 AM
Good Morning, News: PPB Patrolling ICE Protests, Secretive Raids in Newberg, and Israel Just Bombing the Shit Out of Iran's Nuclear Facilities
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jun 12
8:46 AM
Good Morning, News: City Council Redistributes Cops' Wealth, Oregon SWAT's Toxic Email, and America Prepares for "No Kings" Day
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 11
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: More Asylum Seekers Arrested in Portland, Trump and his Allies Double Down on ICE Protest Crackdown, and Elon Musk Attempts to Mend Some Ties
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jun 10
8:46 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Legislature Wipes Medical Debt From Credit Reporting, RIP Sly Stone, and the Rise of the Democratic Socialists, Explained
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 9
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Homeless Sweep Turns Violent, a New "People for Portland," and Trump Enflames LA Protests
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 6
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: Musk Trump Tweet War, Twee Portland Imagination Aquarium, and Watch Out for the Heat Wave (and Tweeny Turtles)
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jun 5
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: Protesting ICE, King TACO's Racist Travel Ban, and "Big, Beautiful Bill" Will Cost You $2 Trillion
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 4
9:17 AM
Good Morning, News: Big Beautiful Rifts, Condoleezza Rice has Re-Entered the Chat, and the Importance of Tipping in Cash
Elinor Jones
Good Morning, News!
Jun 3
8:52 AM
Good Morning, News: ICE Detains Asylum Seeker in Portland, Salem Mass Stabbing Suspect Arraigned, and Retail Employees Share Photos of Price Hikes Amid New Tariffs
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 2
8:59 AM
Good Morning, News: Tips to Stop Trump, CC Slaughters Shutters, and Ukraine's Devastating Sneak Attack on Russia
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 30
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Oaks Park Turns 120, Portland Multi-Family Units Get to Waive Those Developer FEES in the Air (Like They Just Don't Care)
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
May 29
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Kills Trump's Tariffs, Portland Police vs. Parks, and Elon Musk Leaves Washington in Disgrace 😂
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 28
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon "Karen" Faces $1M Lawsuit, Hillsboro Gets a Jollibee, and Elon's "Space Cybertruck" Explodes for Third Time
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 27
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: What Portland's Budget Says About the Council, Former Cop Escapes Prison, and Garfield's Fur, Explained
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
May 23
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Baby Elephant Awarded Symbolic Parade Authority,
Mercury
Weekend
BlackOut
, and Cyanobacteria Algae Bloom Season Is Here
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
May 22
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Shenanigans in Old Town, Council Reduces Bloated Police Budget, and Bad News for Christian Nationalists ✞ 😄
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 21
7:28 AM
Good Morning, News: Election Results, a New (Bad) Vaccine Policy, and it's Budget Amendment Day in Portland
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
May 20
8:55 AM
Good Morning News: Tearin' Up Pavement, How Fringe Pro-Mortal Beliefs Led to Bombing a Fertility Clinic, and Election Day is Here!
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
May 19
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Log Ladies Unite, Biden's Scary Cancer Diagnosis, and Remembering the Legacy of George Floyd
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 16
9:07 AM
Good Morning, News: Schmidt Show to Become Podcast, Vision Zero Double Down, and Kristi Noem Wants to Make a Hunger Games?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
May 15
8:48 AM
Good Morning, News: Supreme Court vs. Federal Judges, County Stops Homeless Tent Distribution, and RIP Moshu (AKA "Sir Snacks-a-Lot") 😭
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 14
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Blazers For Sale, Updates on the Big, Hideous Bill in Congress, and RFK Jr Wants Kids' Teeth to Rot
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
May 13
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Peacock Bully Behind Bars, Oregon Cold Case Solved, and Not Even God-Fearing Folks Want Trump's White South African "Refugees"
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
May 12
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: ODOT Budget Gets Blasted, Measles Vaccinations Declining, and Trump Caves to China
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 9
8:21 AM
Good Morning, News: First American Pope Is Chicagoan (Break Out the Malört), the Portland Pickles Sue Disney, and Bring Back the Cat (Painting)
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
May 8
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: City Council Kills PGE Plan, Oregon GOP Can't Do Math, and No Pope for You Yet [Update: You Got Your Pope... Satisfied?]
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 7
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Walkout at Shoofly Bakery, Elephant Seal Stabber on the Lam, and the Pope-Picking Has Begun
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
May 6
8:50 AM
Good Morning News: Real ID Deadline is Here, the OHSU/Legacy Merger is Canceled, and Could Portland's Clean Energy Fund Bail Out its Parks Bureau?
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
May 5
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Israel Expands Genocide Plan, Trump Wants to Reopen Alcatraz, and the
Mercury
Election Endorsements are Here!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 2
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Thousands Rally for May Day in Downtown Portland, Mike Waltz "Promoted," Trump Targets NPR and PBS (Again)
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
May 1
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Republicans' TERRIBLE Idea, Musk Slinks Away from DOGE, and It's May Day, Hooray!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 30
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Ways to Celebrate May Day, Gretchen Whitmer and Trump Share a Controversial Embrace, and Ron Wyden Isn't Helping Us Beat the Gerontocracy Allegations
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Apr 29
9:22 AM
Good Morning, News: Canada's Surprise Left Turn, Oregon's Clampdown on Cashless Businesses, and the White House Meltdown Over Amazon's Tariff Transparency
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Apr 28
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: PSU Student Violations Dropped, DA Vasquez Pitches Public Hissy-Fit, and Trump Deports 4-Year-Old with Cancer
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 25
8:14 AM
Good Morning, News: FBI Arrests Wisconsin Judge, Oregon's Failing Grade on Housing, and Which Mountain Hungers for Your Blood?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Apr 24
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: How to Have Fun in Portland, Oregon Sues Pants off Trump, and Tesla Profits Plummet 71 Percent 😂
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 23
9:05 AM
Good Morning, News: PGE Forest Park Plan Faces Frosty Reception in City Hall, (Some) Oregon Colleges Join the Resistance, and RFK Jr. Continues to Show No Regard for Health or Human Services
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Apr 22
9:07 AM
Good Morning, News: Portlanders Unite the Fight, the Dollar's Shrinking Value, and City Leaders Want to Expand Portland Street Response
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Apr 21
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Another Big Step for Pro Baseball, Pete Hegseth Screws Up AGAIN, and Pope Francis Dies
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 18
8:06 AM
Good Morning, News: Maryland Senator Meets with Kilmar Abrego Garcia, Alleged Mass Shooter the Son of Local Police, Could a Trail Blazer Win DPOY in 2025?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Apr 17
8:40 AM
Good Morning, News: Houseless Numbers Jump, OSU Student Sues Trump, and Cops Throw Everything at Homeless Man (Except Kitchen Sink)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 16
9:05 AM
Good Morning, News: White House Targets PSU International Students, More Details About Monday’s Police Standoff in NW Portland, and Trump Hates Big Bird and High-Quality News
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Apr 15
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: A Portland Police Standoff; Ladd's 500 in Photos, and the DOGE Takeover That Sparked a Russian Cyber Attack Attempt
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Apr 14
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: REI Apologizes for Licking Trump's Boot, Protecting U of O International Students, and King Fool Threatens CBS
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 11
8:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Victim Calls DA Sentence "Performative Cruelty," Police Union to Join Northwest Oregon Labor Council, and Planes Are Not Meant to High-Five
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Apr 10
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Local Hero of Police Reform Dies, Trump Targets U of O Students, Stocks Take Another Unnecessary Tumble
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 9
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Urban Forestry's Getting Sued, No More CAHOOTS in Eugene, and Trump's Tariffs Are Upsetting the Manosphere
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Apr 8
9:28 AM
Good Morning, News: OHSU Legacy Merger Hits a Snag, Trump Revives Alien Enemies Act, and Time is Running Out to Apply For New Police Accountability Board
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Apr 7
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Shows Up for "Hands Off!" Protest, Feds Target U of O Student, and Stock Market Suffers an "Orange Monday"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 4
8:19 AM
Good Morning, News: Freak Folk Songwriter Michael Hurley Has Died, PSU Protesters Get Probation, and DOGE Cuts Hit Oregon Humanities
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Apr 3
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon AG Goes After RFK, a "Portland Sunday Market" that Sells Drugs, and Trump's "Liberation Day" Fails Spectacularly
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 2
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Elon Musk Loses in Wisconsin, Tesla Protesters Keep Protesting, and I-5 Rose Quarter Project Moves Forward
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Apr 1
8:33 AM
Good Morning, News: Cory Booker's Marathon Filibuster, ICE's Accidental Deportation, and ODOT's Major Freeway Project It Can't Afford to Finish
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Mar 31
8:47 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Loves Portland Again, GOP Wants to End Oregon's Vote By Mail, and "Cheesehead" Musk Tries to Buy Wisconsin Election
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 28
8:39 AM
Good Morning, News: More Bonkers Signal Chat Stuff, a Rare Oregon Orca Sighting, and Why Aren't Portland Elementary Schools Retrofitted for Earthquakes?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Mar 27
8:31 AM
Good Morning, News: A Storm Averted, a Tufts Student Snatched Off the Street, and Trump Goes After Oregon Food Bank
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 26
9:15 AM
Good Morning, News: Tenants Unions Fight Back, Feds Turn Their Gaze on PPS, and Trump's Trying to Make Voting 19th Century Again
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Mar 25
8:42 AM
Good Morning News: Hegseth’s Epic Screw-Up, Portland Low- Income Tenants vs. Landlords, and Oregon Lawmaker Wants to End Squatters’ Rights
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Mar 24
8:28 AM
Good Morning, News: A New Waterfront Park, More Terrible News for Musk & Tesla, and This "Bad" Painting of Trump is Actually Very Accurate
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 21
7:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Zenith Energy Investigation Reboot, Big Legal Firm Bows to Trump, and PacifiCorp Didn't Start the Fire
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Mar 20
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Good News for Portland Street Response, King Fool to Shut Down Dept. of Education, and It's SPRING (AKA Coyote Season)!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 19
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Car-Free Street/Plaza Updates, Violent Bullfighting Banned in Mexico City, and Gazans Experience Nightmare After Israel Resumes Attacks
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Mar 18
8:28 AM
Good Morning, News: French Politician Wants Statue of Liberty Returned, White House Hosts Racist UFC Fighter, and Portland No Longer Has World’s Smallest Park
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Mar 17
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon's Fed Employees in Limbo, King Fool Defies Court Order, and Dem Leaders Need a Kick in the Pants
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 14
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Leaders (Once Again) Weigh PCEF as Budget Crisis Fix, Trump Admin Declares War on Bike Lanes, and Everyone's Mad at Chuck Schumer (Except Republicans)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Mar 13
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: King Fool Flops Again, Protest Forces Schools to Protect Immigrant Kids, and Yippee! Our Spring Arts Guide Has Arrived!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 12
8:40 AM
Good Morning, News: Tariff Wars, Measure 114 Back On, and Oregon Blood Moon Is Nigh
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Mar 11
9:33 AM
Good Morning, News: BLM Mural in DC Being Erased, Ousted Oregon Lawmaker is Now US Labor Secretary, and PSU is on Trump's Sh*t List
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Mar 10
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Takes on Greenwashing, Palestinian College Activist Arrested by ICE, and Canada Vows to "Drop Gloves" with Trump
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 7
8:21 AM
Good Morning, News: SRT Staff Call Program Exploitive, OHSU on Proposed Baseball Chaos, and Walgreens Wasn't Owned by a Private Equity Firm Already?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Mar 6
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: City Settles with Journalists Over Violent Cops, Lake O to Reopen to Public, and King Fool to Dismantle Dept. of Education
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 5
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Portlanders Protest Tesla, Trump's Joint Address Was as Bad as Expected, and on Tuesdays, Democrats Wear Pink (But I'd Like Them to Do More)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Mar 4
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Council Weighs $938K Payout to Journalists, a US Cryptocurrency Reserve, and Elvira Goes Elviral For Ditching Tesla
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Mar 3
8:47 AM
Good Morning, News: King Fool's Disastrous Meeting, Oregon's Trump Voters are in "Find Out" Mode, and Don't Forget to SELL YOUR TESLA!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Feb 28
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon's Union Membership is Growing, How to Buy Immigration Rights For $5M, and Trump's New DEI Police
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Feb 27
8:27 AM
Good Morning, News: Dysentery(!) on the Rise in Portland, Musk's Impotent Chainsaw, and the Trump Resistance Is Alive and Well In Oregon
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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