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Good Morning, News!
Fri
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Marathon Dominates Portland Downtown, St. Johns Bottle Drop Dropped, and Fat Bear Week Begins With Violence
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Thu
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: "New Evidence" About Gonzalez Wiki Edits, "Chirp-Lock" Drama, and Melania Trump is Pro-Abortion
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Wed
8:32 AM
Good Morning, News: Road Rager Sent to Prison, In-N-Out Burger Reportedly "In," and Couch Enthusiast Vance Silent on January 6
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Oct 1
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Tonight's VP Debate, $8 Wings All Week, and the Disappearance of America's Fireflies
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Sep 30
8:32 AM
Good Morning, News: Police Try to Infiltrate Oversight Board, Floods Devastate North Carolina, and Ding-Dong "People for Portland" Is Dead!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 27
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Sam Elliott Says "Fuck" and "Hell" for Kamala Harris, Hurricane Helene Soaks Southeast, and Oregon DMV Errors Don't Appear to Have Impacted Elections
Suzette Smith
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Good Morning, News!
Sep 26
8:01 AM
Good Morning, News: Stink Mystery Lingers, Mapps Roasts Gonzalez, and Deadly Hurricane Bears Down on Florida
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 25
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: A Shameful Execution in Missouri, Portland's Climate Action Progress Report, and Fat Bear Week Returns
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Sep 24
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: JD Vance’s Latest Gaffe, Violent Crime Plummets, and Portland May Actually Get a Baseball Team
Courtney Vaughn
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Good Morning, News!
Sep 23
8:36 AM
Good Morning, News: Political Posturing on Parade, the Disappearing Vaux's Swifts, and the Utter Insanity of Presidential Polls
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 20
8:23 AM
Good Morning, News: Jon Lovett Briefly Graces
Survivor
, Israel Bombing Lebanon for Reasons, and Imagine Ruining Your Career for Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Sep 19
8:20 AM
Good Morning, News: Carmen's Continued, Calamitous Car Crisis, Shrooms Supporters Seek Strategy, and JD Vance Remains Evil (Deeply Dangerous and Delusional)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Sep 18
8:23 AM
Good Morning, News: Millionaires for Gonzalez, Pager Explosions in Lebanon, and Portland Gets Its Own WNBA Team! 🎉💥😍
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 17
8:29 AM
Good Morning, News: Auditors Let Gonzalez Slide on Wikipedia Edits, the Plastics We Consume, and Portland Is No Longer the Whitest City
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Sep 16
8:37 AM
Good Morning, News: A Fire at Free Geek, Noncitizens Put on Voter Rolls, and Elon Musk Wonders Why Harris Hasn't Been Assassinated
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 13
7:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Boeing Workers on Strike, Kamala Rakes In the Cash, and Carmen Rubio Is Not Applying to Be an Amazon Driver
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 12
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Secretary of State Investigates Portland Campaign Donations, Shoegaze Festival in St Johns, and JC Chasez Frankenstein Concept Album
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Sep 11
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Candidate Endorsements, Harris and Trump Face off in a Debate, and Will Taylor Swift Save Democracy?
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Sep 10
7:48 AM
Good Morning News: Mayoral Candidates Rack Up Traffic Tickets, JD Vance Makes Bogus Claims, and Tributes Pour In For James Earl Jones
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Sep 9
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: 118 Candidates Running for City Offices, New Police Shooting Info Revealed, and a Harris/Trump Debate Preview 😭
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 6
9:01 AM
Good Morning, News: Youths Tire of Vapes, Oregon Republicans Pick on Libertarians, and Is the Airport Run by Anti-Urbanist Haters?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Sep 5
7:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Hot Weather Emergency, Surprise Support for Kamala, and the Fall Arts Guide is Here!
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Sep 4
7:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Fred Meyer Union Calls for Boycott, Multnomah County is for Lesbian Lovers, and Judge Rejects Trump's B.S. "Immunity" Claims
Wm. Steven Humphrey
,
Suzette Smith
&
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Sep 3
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Massive Protests in Israel, the Return of Drug Crackdowns, and the Teens Are Not Alright
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Aug 30
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: This Is the Last Hot Weekend of Summer, Tim Walz's Dreamcast Has Its Own Saga, and Sir Ian McKellen Healing After Stage Fall
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Aug 29
8:36 AM
Good Morning, News: Driver Faces Zero Charges for Protest Attack, Stay Away from Fred Meyer This Weekend, and Trump Campaign Steps on Rake (Again)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 28
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Portlanders WIlling to Pay More for Parks, Boeing's Shaky Future in Space, and Grocery Store Workers Strike—Don't Be a Scab
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Aug 27
8:31 AM
Good Morning, News: The Dems Have COVID, Dr. Bronner's Loves Psychedelic Shrooms, and RFK Jr.'s Gruesome Whale of a Tale
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Aug 26
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: Lotsa TriMet Changes, Grocery Store Wars, and Trump Tries to Squirm Out of Kamala Debate
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 23
8:26 AM
Good Morning, News: Only Kamala Harris Accepting the Democratic Nomination Could Eclipse the Death of This Notable Gay Penguin
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Aug 22
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Police Training to Include "Killology," Real Progress in Housing the Homeless, and Tim "Ballz to the" Walz at the DNC
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 21
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: MultCo Sheriff Backtracks, Cybersecurity Breach at the Zoo, and Dispatches from the DNC
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Aug 20
9:01 AM
Good Morning, News: Foo Fighters Get Fireworks Downtown, George Santos is Headed to Prison, and Notes on What Portland Can Learn From Harlem
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Aug 19
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Under Investigation by Elections Office, Local Musicians Take On LiveNation, and DNC Kicks Off in Chicago
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 16
9:05 AM
Good Morning, News: Ghost Gun Makers Say Adding Serial Numbers to Their Secret Guns Too Hard, Grant Money To Teach Voters About Ranked Choice, and New Oregon Poet Laureate Alert
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Aug 15
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: PDX Gets a Facelift, Violent Crime Takes a Nosedive, and Tim Walz to Debate Sofa Enthusiast
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 14
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: Say Hello to the New PDX, Another Lawsuit Lobbed at I-5 Expansion, and Some Campaign Grammar Advice
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Aug 13
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Grifols Doesn't Want Your Gay Blood, Portland Kids Get Free School Lunch, and Harris and Trump Both Want You To Keep All Your Tips
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Aug 12
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Another Roadblock for Portland Affordable Housing, Olympics Yoink Jordan Chiles' Bronze Medal, and Violent Crime Down Nationwide (Here, Too!)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 9
8:38 AM
Good Morning, News: Some E-Scooters Allowed To Stay in Portland, Trimet Admits Hop Card Data Flaws, and Our Pickathon 2024 Recap
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Aug 8
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Uses YOUR Money to Scrub His Wiki Page, Union Woes at KOIN, and Trump Fumes Over Kamala
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 7
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: PACs to Influence Portland Mayoral Race, "Squad" Member Ousted in Missouri, and America's Going Balz to the Walz
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Aug 6
9:05 AM
Good Morning, News: The Fight For Renter Protections in Portland, How a Pro-Trump PAC is Stealing Personal Data, and Harris's VP Pick Is In!
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Aug 5
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: Street Racing Event Foiled, Global Markets Panicking Again, and Black Girl Magic at the Olympics
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 2
8:44 AM
Good Morning, News: TriMet Board Majority Avoids Public Transpo, Look Out for Street Racers, and Simone Biles' Sweet Trump Burn 🔥
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Aug 1
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: If Wheeler Can't Jail Homeless He'll Ticket Them, Racist Trump Steps on Rake, and Simone Biles to Hit the Floor
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 31
8:46 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Gets Booed by MultCo Blues, Blazers Team up With Albina Vision Trust, and Bad News Boars (Head)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jul 30
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: White Dudes Raise Nearly $4 Million for Kamala, Multnomah County Won't Jail the Homeless, and Yes, the
Mercury's
Got a New Owner
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jul 29
9:01 AM
Good Morning, News: Woke Satanic Olympics, Biden Proposes SCOTUS Term Limits, and Was Portland's Water Bureau Director Forced to Resign?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jul 26
9:07 AM
Good Morning, News: Increased Clamouring for Trump Ear Report, Obamas Endorse Kamala Harris for President, Perseverance Mars Rover Found a Cool Rock!
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jul 25
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: The Two Faces of Gonzalez, Black Portlanders Demand More from Police, and Biden Passes the Torch
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 24
7:15 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Gets Money for Climate Programs, Yellowstone Eruption, and the Return of Chaotic Whales
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jul 23
8:48 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon is Burning, Gonzalez Shows Love For Andy Ngo, and Harris Comes Out Swinging
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jul 22
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Plant Trees = Save Lives, Mingus Mapps Cuts Foot, and Kamala Harris for the Prosecution (of Trump)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 19
6:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Corpse Flower to Soon Bloom, Windows OS Has a Very Bad Day, and Assassination Motives in History
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jul 18
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Called 911 After Being Jostled on MAX, More $$$ for Oregon Schools, and Biden Reportedly "Receptive" to Stepping Aside
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 17
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: Red Flag Warning, Measles in MultCo, and Pangea-Era Dino Bones Found
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jul 16
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Mourns a Beloved Chef, Someone Wants a Ghost-Free Park, and Trump Picks a Running Mate While Others Pick Up Gas Station Heroin
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jul 15
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: A Tale of Two Music Venues, Fun in the Willamette, and Trump Is Let off the Hook (by Republican's Bullet and His Appointed Judge)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 12
9:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Scream Queen Shelley Duvall Has Died, Democrats Fighting Like Housecats, and a History of Swimming in the Willamette River
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jul 11
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Doesn't Want Your Cop Comments, Oregon State Police Hold Homophobic "Mock Trial," and Biden's Make-or-Break News Conference
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 10
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: More People Die From Extreme Heat, TriMet Gets E-Bus Grant, and Democrats in Disarray
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jul 9
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland's Delicious Nachos and Spicy Weather, Russia's Evil Forces, and Bloomberg's Money Makes Med School Free
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jul 8
8:59 AM
Good Morning, News: Temps to Hit Triple-Digits, Traffic Congestion Way Up, and President Biden Says He Ain't Going Nowhere
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 5
9:09 AM
Good Morning, News: UK Labour Crushes Conservatives, You Can Vote on the Burnside Bridge Design, and Portland's Fourth of July Was 🔥
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jul 3
8:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Lunch Recommendations, Presidential Election Mess, and Here Comes the Heat (UGH)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jul 2
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Mayor's Race Has New Faces, OHSU Sheds Hundreds of Employees, and SZA's Got a Secret Talent
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jul 1
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland's Potential E-Bike Revolution, a Reminder that Fireworks are Illegal, and Supremes Grant Immunity for Trump Crime Spree
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 28
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Biden Trump Debate Gives New Meaning to "Shitfire," Supreme Court Rightwing Justices Do Big Damage, North Portland Shelter Reopens With 106 Beds
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jun 27
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: Good and Bad News for Portland's Cruelest Humans, Girl Scout Cookie Tragedy, and Biden to Debate Convicted Felon Tonight 🤮
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 26
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Affordable Housing Replaces Strip Club, Elderly Porcupine Celebrates Birthday, and a Big, Sad Mess in U.S. Congress
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jun 25
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: Local Noodle Factory Burns Down, Louisiana Sued Over Ludicrous Ten Commandments Law, and Women Are Righteously Pissed at SCOTUS
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 24
8:33 AM
Good Morning, News: Women Strike Today, Biden Debates Convicted Felon This Week, and Oregon Boasts Ugliest Dog in the World! 🐶😍
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 21
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Activists Fight for Old-Growth Trees, Ryan Wants the Rich to Decide Where Homeless Money Goes, and It's Gonna Be a HOT One!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 20
8:52 AM
Good Morning, News: Women's Strike in Portland, Mount St. Helens Makin' Noise, and the Ten Commandments in Every Louisiana Classroom
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 19
6:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Nonprofits Benefit from MacKenzie Scott's Philanthropy, Providence Nurses Strike, and Heat Waves Cause Climate Dread
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jun 18
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Anti-vaxxers Bring Measles Back, Celtics Bring Home a Championship, and Seniors Bring Student Loan Debt into Retirement
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 17
8:52 AM
Good Morning, News: Oaks Park Reopens After Amusement Ride Rescue, Best Musical Goes to
The Outsiders
, and Should Social Media Have Warning Labels?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jun 14
8:21 AM
Good Morning, News: Bump Stocks Are Back, Cease-Fire Hopes Cautious, and Portland City Commisioners Lose Their Bureaus
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jun 13
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Goldschmidt Dead, Naked Bike Ride Canceled (But Will Return), and Supremes Rule In Favor of Abortion Drug
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 12
8:27 AM
Good Morning, News: New Mayoral Candidate, Traffic Camera Vandal Caught, and Hot Dog Eating Contest Drama
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jun 11
8:28 AM
Good Morning, News: How To Buy a Portland Streetcar, Light Sentence for Lake O Dad Who Drugged Girls During Sleepover, and Justice Alito's Wife Hates the Gays
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 10
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Vasquez's Sneaky Backroom Deal, Trump Visits Probation Officer, and... LOOK OUT! RUNAWAY BULL!!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 7
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Suspected Serial Killer in Court, a Gazillion City Council Candidates, and Steve Bannon is Headed to the Pokey
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 6
8:47 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Demonizes the Homeless (Again), So Many Portland Candidates, and Israel Bombs UN School in Gaza
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 5
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Fleet Week Begins, Boeing Spacecraft Launch, and Oregon Has a Major Pharmacy Problem
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jun 4
9:04 AM
Good Morning, News:
Portland Tribune
and Other Pamplin Publications Sold, Oregon State Hospital "Mud Pit" Escapee Sentenced, and Brazil's Big, Expensive Cow
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jun 3
8:41 AM
Good Morning, News: Jewish Groups Pull Oregon Food Bank Funding, MultCo Eviction Rate Doubles, and Mexico Gets First Female President
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 31
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Donald Trump Is America’s First Felon Former President, Feds Fund Final Piece of Columbia River Highway Project, and When Is Covfefe Day?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
May 30
8:48 AM
Good Morning, News: Cops Get $1 Million for More Riot Weapons, Mayor Blames Protesters for Driver's Attack, and Alito Refuses to Recuse
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 29
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Mysteries on the Oregon Coast, US Provided Bombs for Murderous Airstrikes, and Jury Deliberates on "Orange Turd"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 28
9:18 AM
Good Morning, News: Former Trail Blazer Dies, Oregon's Ocean Wildlife Also Dying, and Even Libertarians Hate Trump
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
May 24
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Doge Dog Dead at 18, Inflammatory Flag Flames Alito Recusal Demands, Further Gaza Protests at Portland State
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
May 23
8:10 AM
Good Morning, News: Big Money and Low Turnout in Oregon Primary, County Retracts Bogus Data, and the DOJ Plans to Sue Live Nation
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
May 22
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: The Latest Election Results, DaBella to Sue Timbers, and Marjorie Taylor Greene's Latest Batshit Theory
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 21
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Haters Have Wrecked Tourism, Trump's "Unified Reich", and It's ELECTION DAY—Vote Already Dammit!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 20
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: Dexter's Donors, Disney Workers Unionize (But Mercedes Workers Don't), and GET OUT THE VOTE!
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
May 17
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Data Suggests District Attorney Changes Do Not Impact Crime, How Jessie Burke Pocketed Public Funds, and a Taco Stand in Mexico Awarded Michelin Star
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
May 16
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Clean Energy Money Saves City's Bacon, Fewer People Leaving Portland, and Supremes Foil GOP's Scheme
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 15
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: ODOT Lawsuit, Cops in Court, and Ben & Jerry's for President
Taylor Griggs
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