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Yesterday
8:38 AM
Good Morning, News: City Admin Raked Over Coals, Kendrick Dances on Drake's Grave, and Donald Trump's Firehose of Failure
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Fri
9:10 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump Administration Judge-Blocks and Take-Backs, Elon Musk's Creepy 22 Year Olds, and About the National Weather Service
Suzette Smith
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Thu
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: Nursing Instructors Slap Back at Providence, Trouble for Musk's DOGE Boy-Toys, and Protesting King Fool in Salem
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 5
8:00 AM
Good Morning, News: New Seasons Strike Continues, Portland Architecture Inspires (For Real!), and A Message to Democrats: Do Something
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Feb 4
9:20 AM
Good Morning, News: Zenith Prevails (Again), RFK Jr Can't Wait to Feed Us Ivermectin, and Here's How to Outsmart AI
Courtney Vaughn
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Feb 3
8:22 AM
Good Morning, News: Providence Strike News, Trump's Tariffs Sends Stock Market Spiraling, and Local Animal Wizard Predicts More Winter
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 31
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Story of a Portland Bus Hero, City Narrowly Avoids Worker Strike, and Potomac River Plane Crash Victims Identified
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jan 30
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: A Portland Police Apology, TriMet Bus Hijacked, and Passenger Jet's Fatal Collision with Helicopter
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 29
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: New, Bad Trump Orders (and Impacts for Oregon), New Portland Approach to Shelters, and New Seasons Workers Strike
Taylor Griggs
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Jan 28
9:30 AM
Good Morning, News: What Your Cell Phone Data Says About Downtown's Economic Rebound, Heritage Foundation Employees Now Working For Trump, and Microsoft Might Acquire TikTok
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jan 27
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Clackamas County's Right-Wing Newspaper, Chinese AI App Causes Wall Street Panic, and Welcome to Wiener Week!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 24
6:25 AM
Good Morning, News: I, For One, Welcome the Portland Police
Black Mirror
Robot Dog, Trump's Birthright Citizenship Repeal Blocked, and Two World Naked Bike Rides
Suzette Smith
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Jan 23
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Vasquez's Pointless Press Conference, Mayor Pitches Shelter Expansion Plan, and Today in "Shut the Eff Up, Donny!"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 22
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Stands Up To Trump, Snow in New Orleans, and the First Hero of the Second Trump Administration
Taylor Griggs
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Jan 21
9:30 AM
Good Morning, News: "Fake" Oregon Firefighters Arrested in LA, Fake TikTok Shutdown, and Fake Patriot Moves Back to the White House
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jan 17
9:00 AM
Good Morning, Lynchian News: Director David Lynch Has Died, Cease-Fire Seems a Go, and TikTok Ban Starts Sunday
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jan 16
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Dispatches from City Council, Details of the Providence Strike, and a Potential Cease-Fire Between Israel and Hamas
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jan 15
8:22 AM
Good Morning, News: Mayor Orders Non-Union Workers Back to Office, PPB Refuses to Fire Bad Cop, and Trump Clown Car Confirmations Continue
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 14
9:04 AM
Good Morning News: Portland's Oversized Off-Ramp, Elon Musk's Latest Self-Sabotage, and Speaker Mike Johnson Plays Politics With Wildfire Disaster Aid
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jan 13
8:13 AM
Good Morning, News: DA Vasquez Not Making Friends, LA Fires Kill 24, and Justin Timberlake Joins Portland's Bike Bus
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 10
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: President-Elect Trump Sentencing Nothingburgers, Oregon Firefighters Head to LA, Providence Oregon Strike Begins
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jan 9
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Idaho Wants to Ban Same-Sex Marriage, Providence Strike Set for Tomorrow, and Oregon Sends Firefighters to California
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 8
8:20 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez is Now a Truck Stop Attorney, Los Angeles is On Fire, and Real Talk About Real ID Requirements
Courtney Vaughn
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Jan 7
9:05 AM
Good Morning, News: Trudeau Resigns, Bus and Train Problems in Oregon, and the First (Human) Bird Flu Death in the US
Taylor Griggs
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Jan 6
8:29 AM
Good Morning, News: Vasquez Off to Terrible Start, Wilson Backpedals, and Happy Domestic Terrorist Day (to the Trumpers Who Celebrate)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 3
9:04 AM
Good Morning, News: Chaostown-Profiled Graffiti Artist Arrested, Portland City Council Picks a Prez, and Providence and Aetna's Weird Breakup
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jan 2
8:37 AM
Good Morning, News: Ducks Get Tailfeathers Kicked, Gonzalez Threatens City with Lawsuit, and a Trump-Related Cybertruck Explosion
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 31
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: Rene Gonzalez Threatens to Sue Portland, Pip’s Original Punts Beaverton, Brangelina Finalize Divorce
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Dec 30
9:06 AM
Good Morning, News: Jimmy Carter Dies at 100, A Plane Crash in South Korea, and Animal Updates (Beavers, Gray Whales, and Pygmy Hippos, Oh My!)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Dec 27
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Portlanders Will Help Name City Snowplows, Wyoming Goes Hard Right, and How To Spot Fake Reviews Online
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Dec 26
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Power Outages for Christmas, Homeless Bans Surge Nationwide, and the Beyoncé Halftime Show We Needed
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 24
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: City Bureaus Get Millions From Portland Clean Energy Fund, the Fight to Save Sesame Street, and the Junk Science Around Junk Food
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Dec 23
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Two Hundred New Shelter Beds, High Speed Rail Plan Moves Forward, and Ethics Committee Releases Damning Gaetz Report
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 20
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: AG-Elect Dan Rayfield Revs Up Oregon's Resistance, Amazon Warehouses on Strike, and US Government Side-Eyes a Shutdown
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Dec 19
8:38 AM
Good Morning, News: Georgia Prosecutor Kicked Off Trump Case, and Good News for Portland / Bad News for Murder Hornets
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 18
8:00 AM
Good Morning, News: The Lowdown on Upcoming Oregon Laws, Trump Says He Won't Bring Back Polio (But Might Help Bring Back Other Diseases), and Alien Skepticism
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Dec 17
9:02 AM
Good Morning, News: Ohio Shortchanges Workers, Portland Needs a New Fire Chief, and America Needs a Reality Check After Christian School Shooting
Courtney Vaughn
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Dec 16
8:38 AM
Good Morning, News: County Considering "Catastrophic" Tax Cut, East Coast Drone Panic, and ABC News Caves to Trump
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 13
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: King Tides, Overdraft Fees, Mysterious Lights in the Night Sky, and Other Overwhelming Things Both Frightening and Curious
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Dec 12
8:39 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Protesters Plot New Path, Restaurant Sues City for $2.4 Million, and Biden Sets Commutation Record
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 11
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Judges Block Grocery Store Merger, Luigi Mangione's Manifesto, and ODOT Secures Funding for SOME of I-5 Rose Quarter Project
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Dec 10
9:11 AM
Good Morning, News: CEO Shooting Suspect in Jail, a Child’s $60K Ambulance Ride, and the Funniest Vandalism Ever
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Dec 9
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: A Portland Plan That Works, Mayor-Elect Wilson Pisses Off City Workers, and Hunt Continues for CEO Killer
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 6
8:05 AM
Good Morning, News: Seasonal Deer Entanglements, Bitcoin "Sugar Rush," and the TikTok Ban Keeps Truckin'
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Dec 5
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Greater Idaho Movement Begs Trump for Help, Vancouver Man Killed By Cop, and the Unwelcome Return of Ron DeSantis
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 4
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Street Roots Union Drive, Gambling Bank Robber, and a Healthy Dose of Brain Rot
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Dec 3
8:47 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Man Gets Prison Sentence For J6 Riots, Rare Whale Gets Dissected, and the Problem With Media
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Dec 2
8:20 AM
Good Morning, News: Local Athletes Face Racist Attacks, Missing Woman's Husband Arrested for Murder, and Biden Pardons Biden
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 29
8:57 AM
Good Morning, Ocean: Controversial Pug Win, Australia Bans Social Media For Youths, and a New Worst Thing the Internet Has Ever Brought Me
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Nov 28
8:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Dems Win Oregon Supermajority, Cleaning Up Ross Island, and How to Respond to Idiot Relatives 🦃
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 27
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Summer Wildfires Prompt Special Legislative Session, Lawsuit Over Self-Driving Car Crash, and the Backstory Behind the "Holding Space" Meme
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Nov 26
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Drake Sues Over Diss Track, (Alleged) New Clue in DB Cooper Case, and Trump's Plan to Tank the Economy
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Nov 25
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: New Seasons' Pre-Thanksgiving Strike, Beware Busy Holiday Travel, and Will Dipshit Elon Musk Buy MSNBC?
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 22
8:28 AM
Good Morning, News: Amtrak Vs Tree, Northwest Neighborhoods Shelter in Place, and Matt Gaetz Gives Up His AG Nom
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Nov 21
8:32 AM
Good Morning, News: Feds to Pay Portland Protester, Weird Stink Mystery Solved, and Trump's Cabinet of Sexual Abusers
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 20
9:04 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump's Clown Cabinet, Gaetz's Peculiar Venmo History, and Multnomah County's Legal Troubles
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Nov 19
9:09 AM
Good Morning, News: Hayden Island Residents Speak Out Against I-5 Bridge Replacement, Oregon Electric Car Adoption, and Future USDOT Secretary May Be Reality TV Star
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Nov 18
8:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Last Chance to Sound Off on I-5 Bridge, Gonzalez's Latest Campaign Finance Violation, and a Monday Morning Mini-Rant! 📣
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 15
8:27 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Dems on Mute, Zenith Energy Terminal on Froze, and Was That Unexpected Funnel Cloud Just a Land Spout?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Nov 14
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: The Onion Buys Infowars, Trump Nominates Alleged Sex Trafficker, and This Just In: I'm a
Bitch
.
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 13
8:20 AM
Good Morning, News: City Council to Vote on Clean & Safe Contract, Vision Zero Gets an Audit, and Trump Taps Elon Musk to Lead DOGE (Do You Even Want to Know?)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Nov 12
8:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland's Arctic Fox, Harriet Tubman's New Military Rank, and Pushback Over a Lucrative Contract For a Powerful Local Business Lobby
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Nov 11
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: Mayor-Elect Wilson Pressures Current Council, the Latest Election Results, and a Weekend of BAAAAD Political Takes
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 8
8:46 AM
Good Morning, News: Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez Defeats Alt-Right Contender for House Seat, “Keeping Families Together” Struck Down, and What Are Your Plans for Martian New Year's?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Nov 7
8:10 AM
Good Morning, News: Keith Wilson is Mayor-Elect, Bernie Offers Harsh (But True) Feedback for Dems, and Lame Ducks Gonzalez and Mapps Don't Wanna Work Anymore
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Nov 6
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump's Horror Show Returns, City Council Results Explained (with Emojis), and Portland Progressives Rule the Day
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 5
9:07 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland’s Election Hysteria, Toxic Cookware in Your Kitchen, and Trump Fellates a Mic Stand
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Nov 4
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Wants Climate Reform, Election Eve Going Exactly As You Expect, and Actually, Ranked Voting and Lots of Candidates are GOOD THINGS
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Nov 1
8:36 AM
Good Morning, News: Most Beautiful Bat Found in Oregon, Young Thug Walks Free, and a Terrifying Shooting at Vancouver Mall
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Oct 31
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: New Info on Ballot Burner, Election Day Freak-Outs Commence, and This Is Halloween
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 30
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: A Public Market for Portland, Local Leaders Fear Election Protests, and Trump Rewrites History (What Else is New?)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Oct 29
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump Parody Statue Defiled, North Korea Gangs Up on Ukraine, and Daylight Saving Can’t End Soon Enough
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Oct 28
8:37 AM
Good Morning, News: Local Ballot Boxes Set on Fire, Jeff Bezos Caves In, and Trump Statue Appears Downtown
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 25
9:07 AM
Good Morning, News: Carmen Rubio Investigation Finds "No Wrongdoings," Rihanna Listening to Portland Singer on Repeat, and Remembering Unusually Tall Duck Long Boi
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Oct 24
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: A Weak October Surprise, a Tough Night for Blazers/Timbers, and Kamala Correctly Labels Trump "a Fascist"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 23
9:01 AM
Good Morning, News: Media Victim Blaming, Lawsuit Against TriMet, and the Future of Diners
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Oct 22
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Gets Fined, Biden Pitches Free OTC Birth Control, and Your Carb Cravings, Explained.
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Oct 21
8:09 AM
Good Morning, News: PSU Profs Protest Prez, Hillary Clinton in the House, and Trump Daydreams of Golfer's Dong
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 18
8:01 AM
Good Morning, News: PSU Professors Protest Layoff Notices, Tranquilized Coastal Cougar Shockingly Drowns, and Ranked Choice Voting Is Euchre
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Oct 17
8:31 AM
Good Morning, News: City Council's "Three Stooges" Goof Again, Wilson Takes Lead in Mayoral Poll, and Kamala Takes on Fox News
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 16
8:40 AM
Good Morning, News: Arctic Fox in Portland, Trump's Musical-Fest, and IT'S ENDORSEMENT TIME!
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Oct 15
9:04 AM
Good Morning, News: Sisters of the Road Faces Setback, America Faces Massive Meat Recall, and RIP Lilly Ledbetter
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Oct 14
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: It's Indigenous Peoples Day, Officers Fire 30 Times at Suspect, and Armed Militia Allegedly Threatens FEMA Workers
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 11
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Day Center for Queer and Trans Community Opens in Portland, Unlocked TikTok Docs, and Dark Horse Mayoral Candidate Is a Raccoon
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Oct 10
7:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Another Bad Cop Exposed, a Riot of Raccoons, and Hurricane Milton Slams Into Florida
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 9
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Multnomah County Sues NW Natural, Hurricane Milton Makes Landfall, and Codependent Jellyfish
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Oct 8
8:41 AM
Good Morning, News: Florida Braces for Destruction, Ghost Guns Go to Court, and Portland Shells Out Big Money for Police Overtime, Crashes and a Lawsuit
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Oct 7
8:28 AM
Good Morning, News: A Speedy Portland Marathon, Hurricane Milton Heading to Florida, and Vance Promises Trump Will Defund Planned Parenthood
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 4
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Marathon Dominates Portland Downtown, St. Johns Bottle Drop Dropped, and Fat Bear Week Begins With Violence
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Oct 3
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: "New Evidence" About Gonzalez Wiki Edits, "Chirp-Lock" Drama, and Melania Trump is Pro-Abortion
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Oct 2
8:32 AM
Good Morning, News: Road Rager Sent to Prison, In-N-Out Burger Reportedly "In," and Couch Enthusiast Vance Silent on January 6
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Oct 1
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Tonight's VP Debate, $8 Wings All Week, and the Disappearance of America's Fireflies
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Sep 30
8:32 AM
Good Morning, News: Police Try to Infiltrate Oversight Board, Floods Devastate North Carolina, and Ding-Dong "People for Portland" Is Dead!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 27
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Sam Elliott Says "Fuck" and "Hell" for Kamala Harris, Hurricane Helene Soaks Southeast, and Oregon DMV Errors Don't Appear to Have Impacted Elections
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Sep 26
8:01 AM
Good Morning, News: Stink Mystery Lingers, Mapps Roasts Gonzalez, and Deadly Hurricane Bears Down on Florida
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 25
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: A Shameful Execution in Missouri, Portland's Climate Action Progress Report, and Fat Bear Week Returns
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Sep 24
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: JD Vance’s Latest Gaffe, Violent Crime Plummets, and Portland May Actually Get a Baseball Team
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Sep 23
8:36 AM
Good Morning, News: Political Posturing on Parade, the Disappearing Vaux's Swifts, and the Utter Insanity of Presidential Polls
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Sep 20
8:23 AM
Good Morning, News: Jon Lovett Briefly Graces
Survivor
, Israel Bombing Lebanon for Reasons, and Imagine Ruining Your Career for Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Sep 19
8:20 AM
Good Morning, News: Carmen's Continued, Calamitous Car Crisis, Shrooms Supporters Seek Strategy, and JD Vance Remains Evil (Deeply Dangerous and Delusional)
Taylor Griggs
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