YOU MADE IT TO THURSDAY. That's something, right? So reward yourself with some laffs and smiles, courtesy of the daily Mercury Cheer Up Club—featuring a buncha funny, sweet tweets designed to turn your frown upside-down. LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?
Today in "YA DAMN KIDS GONNA BREAK YA DAMN NECK" news:
Quarantine day 31: pic.twitter.com/qMdBhH9xva
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 2, 2020
Today in "bitchin' kitchen drum solos" news:
this is my favorite thing on the internet pic.twitter.com/RQtGIHRjfg
— Anne Wheaton (@AnneWheaton) April 1, 2020
Today in "the only sports content I care about right now" news:
I miss you by @blink182 sung only using baseball player names pic.twitter.com/i213lHUWwT
— don zemmer (@DonZemmer) March 30, 2020
Today in "maybe he should've ordered takeout?" news:
amazing pic.twitter.com/sY2ExFWQdY
— brian m. watson (@brimwats) April 2, 2020
Today in "Freezer Queen is a national treasure" news:
Today in "I'm trying to feel sorry for the human... I just can't" news:
Dogs tired of y’all being home all the time now lmao pic.twitter.com/IV5mQ6SXEe
— Lance 🇱🇨 (@Kinglrg_) April 2, 2020
Today in "Okay, so I guess I'm jealous of a squirrel now" news:
2 weeks of isolation and we're out here making picnic tables for squirrels because we're insane pic.twitter.com/8WfHwyJQA4
— Lucy Small (@lucyleid) March 31, 2020
Today in "MOOOOOMMM! You're embarrassing meeeeeee" news:
wash your hands pic.twitter.com/Kq5lqTHPef
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 2, 2020
Today in "the grandparents America needs right now" news:
I’m definitely here for old folks challenging other old folks to chug a beer in their garages during this Coronavirus pandemic.
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 2, 2020
Stay at home. Save lives.🌎❤️🍻 pic.twitter.com/L536FkdmVp
And finally, today in "not all heroes wear shirts" news:
For your approval: Tom Holland tries to put on a shirt while doing a handstand pic.twitter.com/M7eOhDfm6r
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) April 2, 2020
And actually finally, today in "What, I'm not going to include this one, too?" news:
Tom Holland then challenged Jake Gyllenhaal to put on a shirt while doing a handstand and he did. pic.twitter.com/kFHNaod74c
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) April 2, 2020
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