"Ask a Crack Hoe! Move over, Dan Savage," says BuzzFeed. "Propecia really couldn't give a shit about you and your stupid love life, but her advice is surprisingly astute." (Audio NSFW, as you can imagine.)

Yeah, she's good—but she doesn't have the stamina, BuzzFeed, she can't go the distance. I get more stupid questions than that in five freakin' minutes via email and you don't see me storming out of the room.