This poll in the latest Esquire tells me that I drink more often than 94% of American men. Could that really be true? Is the problem that there is no option for 4 to 6 times a week, and we'd rather err on the side of not (admitting to) drinking everyday?

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The "How Many Drinks Do You Have" question seems about right, but I have a hard time believing that 94% of you drink three times a week or less.

Bonus Poll Results after the jump...

What occasions do 2% of men find special enough for masturbation? Christmas? Anniversaries? Morning?

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