Dear Portland-area Bizness MGMT:

Do you run a bar, tavern, taproom, public house, or any other sort of drinking hut with a television inside it? If so, are you planning to show the second GOP debate? The kids' table debate is set to air this Wednesday on CNN at 2 p.m. PST. The slightly more popular kids will argue later on at 5 p.m. PST.

If you do plan to show the debates, please send the following information to so that we can post the information tomorrow morning on our blog, and direct people to yell at your televisions rather than their own.

• Name of your joint, and address

• Whether you plan to show one or both debates

• Describe any kinda games you plan to play

• List and describe the names of any specially crafted, candidate-themed cocktails (e.g. The Trump Dump, Ye Ol' Jeb! Bushmills. The Su-su-Rubio)