Before watching this, go get a friend and make the following bet: Who would win in a race, a monkey on a bicycle or a human on a unicycle? Crap. I keep forgetting the age-old adage, “Never bet against a monkey under any circumstances.” Anyway, once again, “THANK YOU, CHINA,” and “FUCK YOU, PETA.” (I’m sure they had something to do with the dearth of monkey bicycle races in this country.)

Hat tips to With Leather.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bRmDvUtxrJQ%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)