Though it sounds like Michele Bachmann begins this video by saying "who likes white people?" she's really saying "who likes wet people?" That was never the most shocking part of this video, though. I think the most shocking part of this video comes after the wet-people greeting, when she sets aside politics and testifies for eight minutes. (Full video is after the jump. My favorite part is when she says "God is not partial," even though she uses God to discriminate against people all the time. ) Even Christ aficionado supreme George W. Bush didn't get this preacher-y in public. In the face of her waning popularity, Bachmann is going full Jesus. I wonder if she and Rick Perry will hold a pious-off.