The New York Times reports that Marcus Bachmann has decided what his cause will be as First Husband:

...if Michele Bachmann becomes president, her husband, Marcus, said Friday that he would use his time as first spouse to wage a pro-marriage, pro-family and pro-life campaign.

“I’ve decided my cause is not going to be happy meals,” he said during a stop at the Family Table Restaurant here, apparently a dig at Mrs. Obama....“We are going to get this message across,” he said. “Marriage is between one man and one woman. We are going to promote families.”

One truth you cannot deny about Marcus Bachmann: His marriage certainly does consist of one man and one woman.