If youâre the type of person who's going to be a nervous wreck on election nightâand considering the past few months, who could blame youâthen we have the perfect remedy: The Portland Mercuryâs Election Night Party!
Anyone whoâs ever attended our election night shindigs already knows how fun and WILD they get. Itâs a combo of a dance party, comedy show, and election-watching spectacle! Here are just a few things you can expect at the Mercuryâs Election Night Party this coming Tuesday, November 8 at the Doug Fir, starting at 6 pm:
A BIG SCREEN TV: Like, really big. And itâll be broadcasting all the local and national resultsâso when the shit goes down? Youâll know about it immediately!
COMEDY: A special performance from local comedy legend and smarty-pants ALEX FALCONE, who has plenty to say about this whole âdemocracyâ thing.
GAMES: Weâll have loads of super fun audience participation gamesâa wall-building competition, âGrab That Pussy (Cat),â and âTake Out All Your Anger and Frustration from the Last Year by Smashing Our Donald Trump Piñata!â Fun times!
DANCING: After the presidential results have been announcedâand barring a complete electoral disasterâDJ Gregarious will be on hand to spin us into a celebratory dance frenzy! (Smooching may happen, too.)
BOOZE: There will be plenty of booze there. Booze always calms us down.
FREE ADMISSION: Yes, itâs FREE! Just like your FREEDOMS!
DONâT MISS THE PORTLAND MERCURYâS ELECTION NIGHT PARTY!
Tues Nov 8, from 6 pm to close (get there early!)
Doug Fir Lounge, 830 E Burnside
21+, FREE!