I know, I know, it’s still freakin’ hot out. But that’s just nature’s way of making you a sweaty, angry dancing machine. So don’t forget about the soultastic dance night and contest, Soul Clap & Dance Off, at Rotture tonight. NYC’s Jonathan Toubin and our own DJ Beyonda will be making the soul records (and your heat-addled head) spin. Since Rotture is not exactly known for being lousy with air-conditioned comfort, I can pretty much guarantee that every dancer’s going to lose seven pounds of water weight—combine that with $100 for the grand prize in the dance contest and you’ve got the makings of a perfect dehydrated Thursday night.

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Mercury copy chief and appreciator of the most sophisticated form of comedy: PUNS!

3 replies on “Soul Clap, Now with Flop Sweat”

  1. Ahh C’mon, it ain’t that bad outside right now. Besides it’ll be like that scene in Dirty Dancing when Baby is invited into the staff quarters during the awesome dance party! You know… “I carried a watermelon.”

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