Here's a YouTube classic you might have missed until now, as I did until my friend Val brought it to my attention this morning. (Thanks, Val!)

"Hey, everybody got to wear clothes. If you don't, you'll get arrested."

Truer words were never spoken.

"Would Calvin Klein, Bill Blass, Gloria Vanderbilt wear clothes with your name on it? No! Of course not. So table the label, and wear your own name!"