Credit: Photo via Fucked in Park Slope

So this was spotted in Brooklyn. (Where else? And by “where else?” I mean “probably here.”) It’s a “Cat Pack.” For… ummm… carrying around your cat on your back.

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  • Photo via Fucked in Park Slope

Okay then. LET’S DO THIS.

CAT PACKS: CONDEMN OR ALLOW??

Don’t forget to defend your answer in the comments below! (After all, your vote doesn’t count unless followed by a pithy, Dorothy Parker-esque witticism.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

24 replies on “Cat Packs: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?”

  1. This will be perfect (purrrrrrfect?) for Mittens R. Murrow, the official Mercury office cat. This way we can bring him home every night.

    Genius!

  2. “Like tattoo-wearing people: I like attention. Please look at me with my furry animal. Be my friend.”

  3. Goddamn hipsters. This is equally if not more atrocious than dog purses for your teacup poodle/oversized rat abomination. Get the fuck out of here.

  4. It’s well known that cats love the following:

    1. Being bounced around with no control of its own
    2. Traveling
    3. People prodding at them

    As such, I like this idea.

    Wait, most cats hate all that stuff and there’s absolutely no reason to put them through that other than to show the world that you have one of the world’s most common types of domesticated animals at your disposal.

    I condemn thee.

  5. Condemn! Surely we can find cheaper and more environmentally friendly ways to annoy the cat. Was this bag handmade from re-purposed materials? If so, I might reconsider.

  6. I see it being infinitely useful while walking to the vet. Has anybody here had to drag a carrier with dog/cat in tow?
    Apparently not.
    Also: it would comply with the Trimet rules about keeping animals in carriers.

  7. Where are my photos of my uncle’s protohipster friend backpacking with a cat atop his pack (and/or hanging off)? This was back in the early ’80s. I’ll have to dig for them tonight in the archives…

  8. Am pretty sure that one of my Cats, the one who likes fondling around with the playstation controls and doesn´t jump on things and sleeps all day and acts like a dog would love a small get around the town, sight seeing. I guess.

    If some street dog jumps on my back and tries to chew on the cattie back pack, I would have to apply my street smarts, or it will get eaten, chewed. I would allow thee after my first try. I think it`s awesome.

    (**New responsibility – eeeeeewkkkk – : “Hey, have you taken your Cat for a ride today???”) . hehe

  9. Umm… to all the people condemning this or calling it ‘hipster’… you do realize it’s just a different way of putting handles onto a cat carrier right? Cat carriers which are used for, oh, let’s say… taking your cat to the vet?! Nothing condemnable about that at all. And considering cats weigh commonly 12-20 pounds… it’s really painful to walk around forever with a small single strap on your shoulder and your cat dangling on your hip.

  10. No, well, I was thinking seriously my idea of taking my cat “for a walk”. Poor apt. being doesn`t know what the outside world looks like.

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