I was taken by surprise—or taken from behind—by a new pair of Gap jeans while I was working," writes a frontline Gap employee. "Jeans that fit the progressive and submissive boyfriend perfectly. Enjoy!!"

Hm... either the product development team at the Gap didn't think to Google "pegged boyfriend" before launching this new line of jeans... and so didn't realize what "pegged boyfriend" meant... or they did and they did.