If you're tired of the constant shit-talking about Portland from conservative politicians, wealthy people, and special interest groups, HAVE WE GOT THE T-SHIRTS FOR YOU!

Introducing the Mercury's "SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND" T-shirt and sticker collection! Based on our popular "Say Nice Things About Portland" guide, these swanky tees are the perfect accessories for summer, AND for showing your love for this amazing city. Wearing these shirts or plastering this sticker on your stuff says, "Yep, we can work on Portland's problems while also celebrating the fantastic things about it!" So... CHECK 'EM OUT! (T-shirt images designed by the talented Justin "Scrappers" Morrison!)

The "Say Nice Things About Portland" Rose & Bird T-Shirt!


Here’s a rose for you, and... surprise! What’s that bird saying? Oh, it’s just reminding us to… “SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND!” Printed on a gorgeous leaf green Bella + Canvas unisex T-shirt. Sizes range from small to 3XL. Only $25!

The "Say Nice Things About Portland" Paul Bunyan / Big Pink Tank Top!

See? Commerce and the arts can be friends! Celebrate your love for Portland (and look hot doing it) with this sexy-fine tank featuring two Portland icons: the “Big Pink” building and Kenton’s “Paul Bunyan” statue. Printed on Bella + Canvas ash-color unisex jersey tank top. Sizes range from small to 3XL. Only $25!

The "Say Nice Things About Portland" Sticker!

Show your love for your city (while counteracting the negative, cynical narratives) with this subtle, but powerful reminder to “SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND”—from your pals at the Portland Mercury! (Looks great on the forehead of haters.) 4x4 sticker, only $3 each!

And don't forget! While looking AH-MAY-ZING in these shirts, you can also feel good about supporting the Portland Mercury. Proceeds from these shirts and your generous contributions go directly to the salaries of our reporters who work hard every day to bring you the information and fun you love. SO THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR CONTINUING SUPPORT! Now, what are you waiting for? Get them shirts and stickers!