As you know, the Mercury loves LOVE! And every year we prove it by publishing YOUR most romantic, smoogey-woogey valentines for FREE. Did you get one this year? Oh, it’s very possible! Check out the valentines in the current print edition of the Mercury, and if your sweetie missed the deadline for the newspaper version, DON’T WORRY, it may be in the online edition, and you can click here for ALL OF THEM! (There’s a handy search function so you can easily find your name… you’re welcome.) Happy Valentine’s Day to your sexy self, from your pals at the Mercury!
Austin
I’m wildly in love with the man of my dreams (you) and I don’t care who knows it! I’m glad 2020 is the year we closed the long distance between us!
Ryen
My handsome, smart, badass, empathetic, loving, thoughtful man. Your arms are the home I didn’t know was possible.
Aiden Dime Sack
Feliz dia del amor y la amistad mi vida, I obviously love you more (look at this valentine).
Rowyn
Secret swimming holes, hot spring renovation, head staple, shit temple mountain, biolumen romance… Our shenanigans give me life. I love you!!
AlexPooPants
Me and Rickle D. Dickledee (the D. stands for Detective), love you very much. We wish you would stop farting in your sleep so loudly, though. XoXo
