Credit: SUZETTE SMITH

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Listen. I know you think you’re a cowboy and you sing a sad sad song. Suzette Smith is the arts & culture editor of the Portland Mercury. Go ahead and tell her about all your food, art, and culture...

One reply on “How to Get Someone to Take You to the River”

  1. Suzette, you may be new around the Merc or maybe not but just fyi you don’t have to do your own drawings, there are people around there who will do that for you. Cheers,

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