Thursday, July 31 8:00 CBS THE AMAZING RACE One contestant asks another to hit him in the face in this episode entitled, "Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face!"
9:00 FOX 101 THINGS REMOVED FROM THE HUMAN BODY Actual clips and stories of unusual objects pulled from people's bodies. The imagination reels.
Friday, August 1 10:00 MTV SPIDER-MAN Spidey gets the "shock" of his life when he discovers that his proctologist is actually Electro.
10:00 VH1 HOOTERS' 20th ANNIVERSARY COUNTDOWN The famed restaurant chain celebrates 20 years of big boobs, tight shirts, and wearing shorts with panty hose (Eaaghhh!).
Saturday, August 2 8:30 NIK MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE ROBOT A robot faces the same challenges as normal kids while attending high school. This episode: An oil change gives our hero zits.
8:30 FOX COPS Girls go both wild and violent in this special episode entitled, Cops: Bad Girls Edition.
Sunday, August 3 8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY A behind the scenes peek at the relationship of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck (aka, the Siegfried and Roy of Hollywood).
10:00 FX NIP/TUCK Thinking about getting plastic surgery? You won't after checking out these down and dirty docs!
Monday, August 4 8:00 FOX ANYTHING FOR LOVE Get ready for some hilarious boo-hoo-hoo when participants share their true stories of heartbreak!
Tuesday, August 5 8:00 BRAVO QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY The "Fab Five" change the life of another beer-drinkin', ball-scratchin' breeder in this terrific new series!
9:00 FOX THE O.C. Debut! A bad-news Eastcoast kid moves to the rich burbs of Orange County in this new teenage soapster.
Wednesday, August 6 8:00 FOX THE 2003 TEEN CHOICE AWARDS Unlike the far-more prestigious "Humpy Awards" the judging for this show is based solely on hormones.
9:00 ABC THE REAL ROSEANNE SHOW Debut! Roseanne Barr returns from the professional grave in this reality show about Roseanne creating a new reality show. How meta!