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Y’know, another term for “mutant berry” would be “fruit punch.”

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

9 replies on “Review: <i>X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE</i>™ MUTANT BERRY™-FLAVORED SLURPEE®, AVAILABLE NOW AT 7-ELEVEN.”

  1. Hey A CAT, where did Erik say, “It tastes like fruit punch”? WHERE DID HE SAY THAT?

    Also, I heard that you’re a fan of COMBOBREAKER!

  2. Fuck you and your semantics, Graham. You’re just cheating with words.

    Conversely (???), I presume you saw the post where Blabby finally unleashes the epic win we’d all suspected he was hiding?

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