Dreams really do come true.

Thanks to a promotion between Sizzle Pie west (926 W Burnside) and Poler Stuff, for the week leading up to Christmas you can get a "Santa Slice"—AKA a glorious 18-inch slice of pizza.

You can choose a cheese, meat, or vegan slice, all of which come with a commemorative box decked out with PolerX/SizzlePie art by metal-head design geniuses Matt Stikker, Mikey McKennedy, and Orion Landau.

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Here's how to get the deal: Head over to the Poler Stuff store (413 SW 10th,  just a few blocks up from Sizzle Pie) and grab a special edition foamy (koozie, $5).

Present your receipt and beer holder at Sizzle Pie or Quality Bar, and get your epic slice for just $5. Or you can just get the slice for $10, but these koozies are pretty rad, so why not?

The Santa Slice is available in limited quantities December 17-24, between 11 am and 7 pm. Merry fucking Christmas, everyone!