Welcome to Portland! (No, Weâre Serious!)
The Portland Mercury’s Indispensible Guide for Newcomers
How to Get Around Portland (Car-Free)
Yes, You Can, and Yes, You Should
Portlandâs Pretty
A Style Guide for the New Portlander
Beating Traffic in This City Is Easyâwith a Bike!
Here’s Everything You Need to Know
Move In, Start Eating
A List of New Dishes Every New Portlander Must Try
A Toast to Your Arrival!
The Newcomer’s Guide to Booze in a Boozy Town
The Newcomerâs Pot Buying Guide
Don’t Be Intimidated: Buying Pot Is Safe, Easy, and Totally Legal
A Newcomerâs Guide to Portlandâs Best Music Venues
Or, Where to Take Your Ears Out for a Date!
Sports for the Athletically Ignorant Newcomer
A Quick Overview of Portland’s Major League Teams
So You Want to Be an Activist
How to Get Politically Active if You’re New to Town (and Why It Matters)
Old Stuff for New Portlanders
Or, Tricking Old Portlanders into Thinking You Aren’t New
If you just got here, youâve probably heard a bit about something called âOld Portland.â To be clear: Old Portland is whatever existed before you got here. Itâs an imaginary place swathed in nostalgia and informed by more than a little contempt for outsiders. Old Portland might be the dream of xenophobic locals who wish that youâd go back to Minnesota or Delaware or wherever else youâre from, but there is definitely a historic Portland. Here are a few places where you can check out Portlandâs past.
Old Town
If youâre looking for Old Portland, you might as well start in the place thatâs literally labeled âoldâ on the map. Portlandâs Old Town is a lot of things. Itâs a center for social services that support many homeless Portlanders, itâs home to several art galleries that open their doors to visitors every First Thursday, and itâs where youâll find some of Portlandâs oldest architecture. Thereâs also a whole Chinatown thing trying to happen, but for Portlandâs actual Chinatown, youâll have to head out to SE 82nd. (Go to Ocean City for dim sum. That place is amazing.)
The Old Town-iest place in Old Town is Old Town Pizza, which dates all the way back to the year of Our Lord, 1974. However, the Merchant Hotel Building where Old Town Pizza resides is much older, dating from the 1880s. The wood floors and brick walls of the building are decidedly not contemporary, and itâs one of the precious few Portland buildings that have a sense of the past about it.
Old Town Pizzaâs dĂŠcor definitely plays that up (sometimes bordering on historical kitsch), and thereâs a spiel about being hauntedâso thatâs certainly a thing. If you want real history, go around the corner to the Nikkei Legacy Center to learn about Old Townâs history as a center of the Japanese American community prior to internment during WWII.
Also while youâre outside, place magnets on the columns of the Merchant Hotel Building. Through the miracle of magnetism, they will stick. Cast iron architecture was popular in Portland in the 1880s, but very little of it remains now. If you carry a magnet around (and why wouldnât you?), you can detect which old-looking buildings in the neighborhood have metal columns.
The oldest building in Portland, though, is just outside of Old Townâan unremarkable brick box on Naito and Oak. Last time I checked, it was for lease.
Most McMenamins
If youâre just arriving, youâll probably hear one of two opinions from Portlanders about McMenamins. Theyâll either speak of the local brewpub chain with exhaustion and exasperation, or theyâll shrug and say itâs fine. Donât listen to the haters. McMenamins is great.
If you want to soak up some history, they have you covered. McMenamins buys up old properties, restores them, and then turns them into bars, restaurants, and brewpubs that incorporate that history into their new identity. We have amazing Portland locations like the Bagdad Theater and the Kennedy School because of them. Also check out Edgefield, Ringlers, and the Mission Theater. Each location includes loads of information on its past, and thereâs beer. Why would you dislike something full of history and beer?
The Goose Hollow Inn
The Goose Hollow Inn is mostly known as being Bud Clarkâs old bar. Clark was mayor of Portland from 1985 to1992, and he was one of the cityâs more colorful public officials. He was known for biking before it was cool, having a large handlebar mustache, and (more importantly) overseeing the implementation of light rail in Portland. Prior to being elected mayor, he owned a hippie-esque bar and restaurant that claimed to have âthe best Reuben on the planet.â It is indeed a pretty good sandwich, and the Clark family still owns and operates the pub.
Local Dive Bars
But if you really want to get into Portlandâs history as a blue-collar town, go to a neighborhood dive. And not a new dive. Not a carefully constructed dive. Go to a genuine hole in the wall full of video poker and sticky floors. Get a drink at the bar and take in the scenery. Note the geriatric people watching a Blazers game on a television old enough to still have a CRT monitor. Have another drink. Look at the parts of the walls stained with cigarette smoke, even though you canât smoke in bars anymore. Have another drink. See? Youâre fitting in already.