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The hardest part of being a kid, at least for me, was not being able to do what I wanted when I wanted to. Now, as an adult, if I do just that, itโ€™s viewed as childish. You just canโ€™t win.

Unless youโ€™re at Canard, where doing what you want is the damn point, and exactly what makes it so fun. The third restaurant from Gabe Rucker (or restaurant/bar, bar/restaurant, as he calls it) is a playground for the cityโ€™s most inventive chef, tucked right next door to the original Le Pigeon on East Burnside.

A brunch including oysters, martinis, French toast, and White Russian soft serve swirled into a peanut butter sprinkle cone?! YES, PLEASE.

โ€œIf you look at it under a microscope, Le Pigeon has roots in junk food thatโ€™s done in a fine dining manner,โ€ Rucker tells me over the phone. โ€œThe flavors are big and boldโ€”Iโ€™m not afraid to add cheese to foie gras. Canard is that, distilled down. Itโ€™s Le Pigeon without all the layers.โ€

โ€œCanardโ€ means duck in French, continuing the aviary theme with Le Pigeon and downtownโ€™s Little Bird. But unlike its two older sisters, Canard is keeping it (for Rucker, anyway) simple. The entire menu is snacky-type plates meant for sharing, ranging from $6 to $20.

Open weekdays from an astounding 8 am to midnight (weekends from 9 am onward), Canard is meant to be a breakfast/brunch spot, a daytime cafรฉ, an anytime wine barโ€”courtesy choice selections from co-owner Andrew Fortgangโ€”a great dinner spot, and a late-night service-industry dive.

โ€œCanard can be anything you want it to be,โ€ Rucker says. โ€œIf you want to have a glass of wine and stare at people on Burnside, thatโ€™s great. If you want steam burgers and a cheap beer at 11:30, come in, we want you to do that.โ€

According to Rucker, Canardโ€™s โ€œholy trinityโ€ is the oysters, soft serve, and steam burgers. The rest of the menu moves around that, creating a high-brow/low-brow steez that makes each meal a choose-your-own-adventure experience.

At brunch, we kicked off with a martini that was jazzed up with celery bitters, caper brine, and a single raw oyster on the side (Breakfast of Champions, $13). We moved on to a Benedict with hollandaise sauce over panko-crusted shrimp toast and poached eggs ($15)โ€”a French-meets-dim sum plate of dreams.

Rucker says Chef de Cuisine Taylor Daugherty (Woodsman Tavern) gets to lay claim to the diabolical genius behind the French toast ($8), which is soaked in soft serve before being deep fried and drizzled with crรจme anglaise and Grand Marnier with orange slices. Itโ€™s bonkers.

At any time of day, the duck stack ($15) is a very wise choiceโ€”pancakes piled high with duck gravy, onions softened with Tabasco, and a duck eggโ€”a riff on chicken and waffles we didnโ€™t know we needed.

The wine list reflects the menu, with glass pours from $8 to $22 and an approachable bottle list that also has a good smattering of high-end options. Look for fun stuff like a rose from the Canary Island or an orange Gewรผrztraminer from California. Cocktails are similarly awesome (I loved the Scotch Fix, with pineapple-rhubarb cordial, lemon and absinthe), although a cocktail involving foie gras bourbon doesnโ€™t deliver on the flavor for $15.

The rest of the menu is a murderersโ€™ row of optionsโ€”literally nothing was disappointing, although a few dishes were more memorable. Plump dry-fried truffled chicken wings ($16) are paired with truffled ranch and truffled honey. Uni โ€œTexas toastโ€ ($14) takes orange heaps of sea anemone more commonly found on sushi and places them on slices of bread slathered in fish-sauce garlic butter with a sprinkle of yuzu tobiko (Japanese citrus-infused fish eggs). Christ, one bite gives you the salinity of the uni, fat from the butter and avocado, and the textural pop of tobiko. I wanna go back right now.

Visit during happy hour and score the steam burger for $3 instead of its usual $6. Itโ€™s pure American cheese-topped greatness and worth ordering a stack just like Jughead would before Archie got glammed up by the CW. Bring in a bottle of wine older than 15 years and duck a $30 corkage fee.

When it comes to foie, Rucker says he didnโ€™t want to cannibalize the signature protein from Le Pigeon, but also knew it had to be at Canard. The solution was the sublime foie gras dumpling ($18): thin sheets of hand-rolled dough wrapped around a mousse-like foie filling, swimming in a perfect peanut sauce and diced apple with miso-roasted shallots. Theyโ€™re best straight from the kitchen, but devouring them quickly shouldnโ€™t be a problem.

Rucker says he opened Canard with the idea that families would be able to hang outโ€”and in fact, while we polished off brunch with soft serve, his wife, Hana, and three kids came in. Rucker sat down at an unoccupied table with a steam burger for some family time. He says the soft serve machine has bought him cool dad points with his clanโ€”and my inner child is glad he did it too.

Closed through June 16 for summer break, otherwise Mon-Fri 8 am-midnight, Sat-Sun 9 am-midnight. No reservations. Kids are very welcome.

Andrea Damewood is a food writer and restaurant critic. Her interests include noodle soups, fried chicken, and sparkles.