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GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! Things could get a little wild (weather-wise) today with lots of showers along with the possibility of hail and even lightning, with the high topping out at a cool 52 degrees. (But the sun returns in earnest this weekend!) Now let's get down with some slightly wild NEWS.


• The off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot who was hitching a ride in the cockpit of a Horizon passenger jet... and then had a freakout, trying to shut off the engines in mid-flight, has been charged with 83 counts of attempted murder. And according to court records, the man said he had been suffering from extreme depression, and at the time of the incident, was on psychedelic mushrooms—for the first time in his life. [UPDATE AND CLARIFICATION: While federal court records said the pilot was on mushrooms at the time of the flight, Multnomah County court records indicate he had taken them 48 hours before, and that he was not intoxicated at the time.] Take it from someone who knows, NEVER take mushrooms and get on a plane! (Do I really have to warn you about this?)

• In other horrifying news, here's some more information about that Portland man, Samson Garner, whose plan to murder multiple people at a climbing competition at Smith Rock last weekend was foiled by cops. GULP:

• As we all know, Portland Public School teachers have voted to go on strike starting November 1, unless they come to a contractual agreement with the district. (Psst. No sign of that happening yet.) So if you're a parent that's biting off their nails over what to do with your kid, here's some questions that you may want answered.

• Police have identified two people who were hit and killed by drivers in Portland last weekend. Brandon Coleman was struck and killed by a hit-and-run driver downtown, and James Brian Fenimore was killed by an intoxicated driver who has a history of mental illness and yet was still given permission to operate a two-ton vehicle. 

• Fans of musical theater will perk up over the news that the classic hippie musical Hair is making a welcome appearance at Portland Center Stage—but does it still hold up? Our Taylor Griggs has the review.

• The Oregon Supreme Court has decided to hear a case from five crybaby, runaway Republicans who say they should still be able to run for election after they abandoned their jobs earlier this year—even though it was a direct violation of the voter-approved Measure 113. The court has indicated they will put the case on the fast track, so these feckless losers will know whether or not they can run and therefore continue wasting everyone's time.


• The GOP House (AKA Republican clown car) is still without a leader, though they're expected to give it another try, this time with Louisiana Rep. Mike Johnson being the latest victim who will be voted on today. But is he any better than loser shit head Jim Jordan? Well, let's put it this way: He voted against certifying the 2020 election, he's an ardent Trump supporter, is anti-abortion, railed against giving aid to Ukraine, and hates gay and trans people. So in short: NO. He's a loser shit head, too.

• Things are getting increasingly desperate for the people of Gaza, after critical supplies like food and water have dwindled down to almost nothing, and several hospitals are no longer functioning. Meanwhile Israel's government seems befuddled about why this is a bad thing. The latest death tally: More than 6,546 people have been killed in Gaza, while 1,400 have lost their lives to the conflict in Israel. Meanwhile, there has apparently been progress in talks to release the more than 200 hostages being held by Hamas, according to  Qatar officials who has been in contact with Gaza's terrorist government.

• And out of nowhere comes Hurricane Otis, a devastating category five storm that has slammed into Mexico near Acapulco, and is causing disastrous floods and mudslides. It's being called the strongest such storm on record to hit the area.

• RIP the great Richard Roundtree—the actor best known for playing that "bad mother... shut your mouth" Shaft in multiple films from the '70s—who has died of cancer at the age of 81. 

• And finally... if a witch does turn you into a kitten this week, can you maybe just keep it down?