I appreciate the sentiment… but you know what? I DON’T. Because the New York Mets absolutely murder (not in a good way) this Christmas carol with almost fierce determination. IF YOU HATE THE HOLIDAYS SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU GO LIVE IN RUSSIA, METS???
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I came.