The internet’s weekly dose of indignant self-righteousness came last week with Ginia Bellafonte’s awesomely out-of-touch review of the new HBO show Game of Thrones, in which she argued, among other things, that GoT has a ton of sex in it as a pandering appeal to the ladies. ‘Cause we like sexing and hate anything else that is awesome, especially dragons. (Maybe she didn’t realize they’re baby dragons? Maternal instinctโ€”ACTIVATE.)

Here’s the money quote:

The true perversion, though, is the sense you get that all of this illicitness has been tossed in as a little something for the ladies, out of a justifiable fear, perhaps, that no woman alive would watch otherwise. While I do not doubt that there are women in the world who read books like Mr. Martinโ€™s, I can honestly say that I have never met a single woman who has stood up in indignation at her book club and refused to read the latest from Lorrie Moore unless everyone agreed to โ€œThe Hobbitโ€ first. โ€œGame of Thronesโ€ is boy fiction patronizingly turned out to reach the populationโ€™s other half.

Man, it was fun being mad at her for that. (Unsurprisingly, I had a several conversations on the subject at the Stumptown Comics Fest over the weekend. Nerds be pissed.)

Today Bellafonte addressed the criticism on ArtsBeat.
I believe her argument boils down to “gimme a break, nerd ladies!”

Writing criticism is completely personal and often impressionistic. I write from a perspective that is my own, not one that seeks to represent a big tent of varying opinion. As I wrote in the review, I realize that there are women who love fantasy, but I donโ€™t know any and that is the truth: I donโ€™t know any. At the same time, I am sure that there are fantasy fans out there who may not know a single person who worships at the altar of quietly hewn domestic novels or celebrates the films of Nicole Holofcener or is engrossed by reruns of โ€œHouse.โ€

I like “quietly hewn domestic novels” (although I do NOT like that phrase) and I LOVE Nicole Holofcener films. I’ll be your token nerd-friend, Ginia. Wanna watch a little Doctor Who this weekend? It’s ALMOST as finely wrought as Housekeeping.

Alison Hallett served nobly as the Mercury's arts editor from 2008-2014. Her proud legacy lives on.

7 replies on “Today in Non-Apologies: Ginia Bellafonte”

  1. I was promised dragons and there’s no dragons till like the sixth book in the series. It’s all bullshit. Your time would be better spent re-reading Richard III.

  2. Dragons are totally the next ninjas, zombies, or pirates. I will keep saying this until it is true.

    (Although I have not read Game of Thrones to my DEEP embarrassment. How can I be a Nerd if I don’t keep up with the reading? Ok, I’m off to multcolib to start the reserving process. Shit, I’m #202 on 26 copies.)

  3. I won’t watch it (I am a woman who loves fantasy novels), it will prevent him from finishing the series. Actually the series is really dirty and I don’t know how they can put it on tv.

  4. Getting this chick to write about Game of Thrones was like sending a vegan to review a ham factory. Which is fine I guess, it’s just that any words beyond “s’not for me” are wasted.

    I do like how she seems to think “personal and often impressionistic” is a functional stand-in for “not actually knowing what you happen to be talking about.”

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