Former Merc food critic (and current bon vivant) Patrick Alan Coleman just sent me the following video, which is kind of the most perfect thing I've ever seen. It's entitled "BR Handskills 01" ("BR" apparently stands for "Battle Roulette") and perhaps taken individually, each of the video's visual elements aren't all that interesting. BUT PUT TOGETHER? Holy mother of god. When I die, I want to live in this world.

Face Hearts to PAC.