I used to work for a TV news station, so I know when an on-air personality is being TORTURED by the staff. In this clip, a TV weatherman is trying valiantly to be serious while reporting on heavy rainstorms, but is beset by an absolutely hilarious hiccup attack that just keeps getting worse. (Meanwhile in the control room, they could’ve dumped out of the segment to let him get some water—but people in control rooms are dicks who love this kind of stuff… SO NO WAY. I know, I was a control room dick.)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kF-mxmjGhbs

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)