Your friends arenât like other friends, and therefore the usual style of gift giving (bottles of wine, socks, tins of popcorn) wonât work. Thatâs why weâve put together a great list of great places where youâll find gifts that are just as weird and unusual as the company you keep.
Made in Milwaukie
Okay, one of my favorite Portland shops isnât exactly in Portlandâitâs in Milwaukie, which is just a two-minute skootch over the Southeast city line. Itâs Made in Milwaukie, a former video/DVD shop that sells local art, buttons, hats, doodads, and the funniest, coolest T-shirts Iâve seen in ages... all championing Milwaukie and stuff in its vicinity. Expertly designed, these shirts feature old-school renderings of Milwaukie Bowl, local mini-marts, chopper shops, Oaks Park skating rink, Blazers stuff, and my personal fave, a parody of those Southern California tourism tees thatâs singing the praises of âUnincorporated Clackamas County.â These are witty, well-made, and a must for any Milwaukie lover (like ME) on your gift-giving list. (2026 SE Monroe, Milwaukie) WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY
Andy & Bax
Everyone loves Next Adventure for its colorful raincoats and very cool water bottlesâbut have you been introduced to its old paranoid uncle who lives in a booby-trapped cabin and hasnât bought a new pair of wool socks since the â70s? Meet Andy & Bax, the army surplus store that carries both high-quality wilderness adventure gear and an extensive selection of gas masks and parachutes. Pick up a new water filtration system, camp stove, sleeping bag, or knit hat for your adventurous friendsâand maybe a communist-era Russian hat and survival guidebook for your own old paranoid uncle. (324 SE Grand) ALEX ZIELINSKI
Kinokuniya
Kinokuniya, the Japanese-based retailer that recently took over the long-vacant Guild Theatre space, offers a carefully curated selection of books guaranteed to enthrall lovers of art, design, and adorable animals. Upstairs, youâll find an entire loft dedicated to imported anime and video game art books and manga. Elsewhere, stationery supplies, Studio Ghibli gear, toys, games, and delightful Nanoblock kits make for ideal stocking stuffers. Once youâve picked out a unique gift for everyone on your list, you can sit back, relax, and enjoy some sweets and authentic Japanese tea from the Book of Tea CafĂ© thatâs tucked away in the back of the store. (829 SW 9th) CHIPP TERWILLIGER
Pacific Typewriter
I write for a living, so of course thereâs something in me that longs for the days of physical correspondence, written or typed by hand, and sent to a friend or loved one by way of the US Postal Service. If you have a similar stick-in-the-mud in your life, give them a pleasant shock this holiday season by purchasing a refurbished typewriter from the good people at Pacific Typewriter. Theyâve got a healthy stock of manual and electric models to choose from and can assist your lucky recipient when their typewriter inevitably breaks. (9513 SW Barbur) ROBERT HAM
Antique Alley
Your loved ones are strange and special, and they deserve strange and special gifts. So be sure to pop in that weird building next to the Moon and Sixpence that holds a deli, post office, and Nordic gift shopâand hop down to the basement, where youâll find a treasure trove of oddities and trinkets from 100 different sellers. You can find the expected thrift-store things, but thereâs all kinds of unique stuff here, too, like: a Misfits baby onesie, a grass skirt, FernGully trading cards, â80s lunchboxes, posters and prints, lots of German beer steins, a huge amount of Hawaiian shirts, old Playboys, and an indescribable garment labeled as âinterestin unusual vest.â (2000 NE 42nd, located in the Hollywood 42nd Street Station) NED LANNAMANN
Wallace Books
Weâve sung the praises of Wallace Books plenty of times, and weâre going to keep doing it, and you canât stop us. Thatâs because from the first time you venture into this house-turned-bookshopâcrammed with shelves bowing under the weight of hardcovers, overflowing with teetering stacks of paperbacksâyou wonât shut up about it, either. Wallace Books is the platonic ideal of a bookstore: a small and warm labyrinth of cases, shelves, and boxes holding everything from slick new releases to battered old pulps. The latter is where youâll find cheap, unique gifts for anyone who reads, like surreal, long-forgotten science-fiction oddities or in-depth guides to local trails that also extoll the virtues of backpacking with llamas. Every year, I frantically duck into Wallace Books a few days before Christmas, leaving with a stack of books thatâre guaranteed hits for hard-to-shop-for friends. (7241 SE Milwaukie) ERIK HENRIKSEN
Tienda Santa Cruz
Some look inside Tienda Santa Cruz and see a small, unpretentious bakery/grocery store with a terrific taqueria in the back. I SEE THE PIĂATAS, which cover the ceiling from side to side. Not only does Tienda Santa Cruz carry a wide selection of one of the best gifts you can give, but they also have an entire aisle of CANDY TO PUT IN THAT PIĂATA. Give the gift of mystery, violence, and sweets. Give a piñata. (8630 N Lombard) SUZETTE SMITH
The Lippman Co.
If youâre in a rush and need something unusual, then the Lippman Co. is made to order. Last year I needed seven holiday gifts quick, so I ran in to Lippmanâs and, in 14 minutes, came out with the following: A sash that said âKING,â a Keystone Kops helmet, a hula skirt, and a pack of mustaches. âBut what about the final three gifts,â you ask. Ah-ha! I purchased three â1st Placeâ ribbonsâactually, first, second, and third place ribbons which I gave to my friends randomly and watched with glee as they tried to work out why they were being ranked and in such a confusing fashion. Lippmanâs is the best. (50 SE Yamhill) WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY